Doctor to Santa (Patient): Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: Doctor
saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor:
dawai khali thi kya?
Santa : Nai
doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: Are
Santa ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Santa: Ji,
aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe,
dawai pili thi kya?
Santa: Oho,
nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor: Abe
GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?
Santa :
Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor (in frustration) :
Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Santa: Nai
doctor saheb.
Doctor:
Kyon?
Santa:
Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor: Teri
sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Santa:
Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor: Tera
ilaz main nai kar sakta!
Santa:
Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
Doctor : Abe teri … @#$! ^&*!