World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Yours sincerely.
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Yours sincerely.
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Husband wife ki godh mein leta
hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans
pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
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Santa-why
r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Santa-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Santa-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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Banta
was filling up application form for a job. He was
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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Santa
told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
its already raining. Santa: So what? Take an
umbrella and go.
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Wife:
You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
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Three
patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by
the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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Mayawati
came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
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Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly... .
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly... .
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BANTA IS SING A PATRIOTIC
SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "
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Husband asks, Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY
ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD
14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI???? Socho.. Socho..
14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI???? Socho.. Socho..
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