Womens are like Devils, Bcoz they have Devil(OMEN) with there name itself...
Now Days 80% of MENS are against marriage, WHY? Because
MENS realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Women are like ..... Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Women are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Women are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Women are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Women are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Women are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Women are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Women are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Women are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Women are like ... Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Women are like Snowstorms..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Women are like ........... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Women are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable MENS you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda girls you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
With lots of Love & Care...
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