A hypothesis of what might happen if I bhola-bhala non-IITian male marries an IITian female (dont tell me later I didnt warn you )

SCENE: First night of the marriage.

CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom.

The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us
see what would be her reaction...

GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:

Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with
respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me
by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in
a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your
lips. How do you prefer?

The guy jumps out of the window

GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:

Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following
conditions :
Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta
where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero
and you satisfy the closure property.
Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is
neither more than two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining
your hand to be me if and only if you satisfy the above conditions. Also first specify precisely the exact co-ordinates of the points whereupon you intend to kiss.

The guy faints.

GIRL FROM CSE(Computer Science engg) :

You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm
for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22
seconds or else connection will be timed out. To optimize the timing
lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future
and other things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and
why can't you put the process of Kissing background?

The guy applies for divorce.

GIRL from EE(Electronics Engineering):

So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old
communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted
from one pair of lips to the other is more if the probability of the
event (of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful
communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the
information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all !

The guy strangles her

Some "reality bytes" about IIT girls :

         1. What is the beautiful girl called in IIT ?
            A Visitor.

         2. What happens when all the IIT girls go on a trip to moon?
            Average beauty of the earth increases and that of moon decreases.

         3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?
            Average beauty of IIT further decreases.

         4. What happens when a IIT girl has very malignant brain tumor?
            She will get her knee operated.

         5. What happens when two IIT girls meet generally at fashion
show?
            They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in software.

         6. What happens when a IIT girl contests a fashion show?
            She will get best possible points in the field of morale boosting.

         7. What happens if you present a book named "How to fall in love"
to a IIT girl?
            She will use it as a mouse pad.

         8. When there is a competition in beauty and two IIT girls
participate,it's called a competition..
             If  an IIT girl and other outside girl competes, its
called overconfidence.

         9. What happens when two IIT girls compete for same guy?
            Some other girl will have him.

         10. What does a IIT girl do when she hears a whistle from back?
             She will call her non-IIT girl friend.

         Quote:
         ~~~~~
         Generally 90% of the girls in the world are beautiful, rest are in IIT

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