There are many amusing traits found among Indians from different parts of India.... here are a few, you may add more from your experiences...

Tamils are always proud to be Tamizhs: pretty courteous , that is [ thats what they think, at least]. They speak Yenglish but no indi" [hindi].

The Tamils are very lucky to have "simble" neighbours in the Keralites who are a "komblex" race of "peoblle".

Very close are the telugu desam peopool who are totally against flaunting their wealthu to the worldu,and they occassionally come out withu redu shirtu and parrot greenu panatu with pleetsu !! Worstu, no, but they are greatu in a lot of "u" !!

The kannadigas are thye coolest in the south but if there is a political unrest in Nauru or an epidemic in Sudan they will bash up the Tamils in Bengluru.If a fly sits on the nose of actor rajkumar, they will burn half Bengluru to kill the fly.therwise they are happy with the girlshu, lasht bussu, roadu, cricketu, filamu... cool guys, uh!!

Coming back up to Gujjubhais.. they like to keep their "kes" in the "benk" and their favorite pastime is eating snakes in the snake bar.They really are an example of peace and brotherhood, calling everyone "bhai" or "bhen". Never mind the recent turmoil in Gujarat, that was not so "impotent" !!

OK.. now its time for Eashht, and Bengalis.... they are sure sweeter than their counterparts in "Oodishaa" [Orissa] and more cordial.Bery Bery nishe peopool but bhery proud of Subas Chondro Boash and Shotyojeet Roy.Everyone is X-da but the same is not appled to the other sex !! Bhery good arrangement.
Bot i mosht confesh, Rassogolla bhery good.

Ahaa... now comes BIHAR.... Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India { we sish they grew up the same way, though].Rural biharis are very fond of Lalloo, Rabri, Ranchi, Charra, Kaa issey achaa tumre pass aur kuch hai ?? Ackk thoo.. [spit pan] ***&&$$## .. Teri Bhe.. [unprintables]

UP- ites and MP- ites are busy going to ischool with their ishtainless ishteel tiffin boxes and istudying to make lots of ishteel !

Balle, Ballle--its time for the boisterous Punjabis..they'r are sweet [??] and aggressive and offer roti shoti to all and sundry, friend or foe. Everyone is paape or kaakey and every song has the same tune and the same "soni kudi". But thats Punjab for you.Very consistent.

And Kashmir...also Casmir or more appropriately Cash-mir now, beacuse of the amount of cash required to keep it in India,is well....another story.. got to stop now otherwise you guys are going to delete the mail..!!