Only 300 Funny SMS Text :)
A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent
msg sayin.. ur my last thought at
night.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon
sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short
have a Yummy day! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I don't regret the things I have done & the things I didn't do. For
somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended
up with a friend like you. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of
the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one
such person. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us
up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud
Morning <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which
turned into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for
u!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to
Luv U, God himself to bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today,
tomorrow & Everyday! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing & a new hope. It's
a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed & wonderful
day.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so
high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text
can make you smile. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower
can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to
HEART, but u did. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each
day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true... It's
you!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may
not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem
a
friend like you. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel
all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, b'coz I'm the one
u can always depend on! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Always welcome a new day with a Smile on ur Lips, Luv in ur Heart &
Gud thoughts in ur mind and u'll always have a Wonderful
day.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
With gleam of Diyas and the echo of the chants may Happiness and
Contentment fill your life. Wishing you a very happy & prosperous
Diwali!!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at
you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come
through.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u
going, a little smile to brighten it & a message from someone who
cares to color ur day. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up,
sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're
just standing by. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others
that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile
just for U <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read
it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a
mirror, never break it. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great
thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day
through. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4
u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache
!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower
await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers
u when it receives ur sms. Keep
SMS'ing<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam
has Adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without
boys.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2
absorb ur tears, don't throw me after use, but when u feel cold I'll
burn myself 2 warm u coz I Luv
U.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than
day.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Cherish things while u still hv them b4 they r gone & u'll realize
how precious they really r. Life can only b understood backwards but
it must b lived forward. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money
without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without
you?<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I
remember your face and I'm ready for
war.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
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We live in r dreams but dreams may die. Don't get shattered & never
ever cry. The world is big n has lots to give. Pick a new dream &
start again. Gud Day. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Beauty doesn't make luv but luv makes beauty; break everything but
never break the heart; Heart is the music, play it but never play with
it.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every
time I hear your voice I fall in love all over
again.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of
me.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Simple music can make u sing, a simple hug can make u feel better;
simple things can make u happy. Hope my simple Hi... will make u
smile. Good Morning. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never
meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called
Friendship. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't
control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more
ALPHABETS...! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW
HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think
positive<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk
in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like
U.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before
and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each
moment beautiful. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u
luv is LIFE. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own,
because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to
give.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without
even touching... is the miracle called
"friendship"<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A true friend understands when u say `I forgot', waits 4ever when u
say `just a min', stays with u when u say `leave me alone' & opens his
heart even b4 u knock <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Memories r treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one
can heal. Some'll forget u when u r gone, but I'll remember u no
matter how long. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned, don't loose hope.
Just remember, God created today for you to start again. The best is
yet to come! GUD MORNING! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are
happy.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U! Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U!
Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4
U!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look
beside you I'll always be there 4
you.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b
there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever
wanted was sum1 like u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I
love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always
there.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my
reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll
always be special 2 me. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel
when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around
us. I Miss U! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
With a cheerful smile and a happy face, you make this world a better
place. For if there were just more like you, life would be brighter &
better too. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Enjoy the little things in life. Family, friendship, luv and being
loved. One day you may look back and discover that's all you need in
life.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your
eyes and follow ur heart... b'coz heart may be in left.... but it is
always right. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I
need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye
Haath Mujhe De De Thakur <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want
but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't
compromise that's LOVE <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere, and the walls
are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, U R in my
heart<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u will aways
remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a
smile from u <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to
you!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is
blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv
is TRUE. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I don't care how many lips u've kissed, how many shoulders u've
embraced & how many times u've said, I luv u! All I care is not be the
first but to b ur last! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it
says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the
Best! Have a Gud Day. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to
see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for
me?<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Give laugh to all, but smile to one; Cheeks to all, but lips to one;
Luv to all, but heart to one; Let everybody Luv U, but U luv only
one.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes
my msg doesn't reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just
giving u time to Miss me. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u
once, Kiss u twice, now it's time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight!
Gud Night! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I don't care how many lips u've kissed, how many shoulders u've
embraced & how many times u've said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the
first but to be ur last! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
My eyes are hurting coz I can't see u, my arms r empty coz I can't
hold u, my lips are cold coz I can't Kiss u and my heart is breaking
coz I'm not with u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life
is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur
best day! Gud Morning! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises
in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and
sets after Death. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj Rakhi ka tyohar
hai.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send
this to someone who fits the description! Don't send it back; I've
already received hundreds. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If GOD answers your prayers he is increasing your faith, If delays
increasing your patience, If does'nt answer he knows you can handle it
perfectly. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur
eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool........... <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u
insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep
Smiling.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u,
those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just
can't refuse u! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going
through hell. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I
don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your
heart.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better;
simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u
smile. Happy Friendship Day.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody
makes mistakes. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life.
But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a
heaven.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv,
hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in
touch. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur
walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The
Dog Out! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a
spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep
smiling. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song
without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile,
like ME without U! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday,
Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS
everyday.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys
for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear
the MUSIC of LIFE. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have
embraced & how many times u've said, I luv u! All I care is not b the
first but 2 b ur last! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Look outside, it's so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing
for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a
Good Morning. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because
only you can change the hell into heaven... by your
sweetness.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n
returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute
saying: Luv never dies. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who
screws up your day and may their arms be too short to
scratch.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'.
And the person I never forget is
'YOU'<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always
remain close to my heart and far from my
eyes.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4
the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way
I'm thinking of u now. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light
Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The
Bill.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is
strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll
win every fight. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you
tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely
goodnight.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is
illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my
heart. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the
world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an
eye specialist ! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the
world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an
eye specialist! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it,
which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend
is 4 u! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to
a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no
comparison u r the best. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV
positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest
ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get
to me? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing
is right and in the right half, nothing is
left.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your
heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still
continues to beat. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to
see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u
r to me! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if
ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u
stay. I miss you. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who
it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling
me that I miss u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r
worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur
smile. But fart just once...<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always
beat for u. You know Whose?
Your Own, Stupid! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I
kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as
you.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think
great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just
think about ME! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in
hot water so when problems upset u just think
u must be God's fav cup
of tea. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe;
Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So
cheer up! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships &
difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley
day!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives
wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons
receive SMS from me! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is
like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get
better, u get older. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy
B'Day.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It's an asset not a
liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I
hope it'll never bounce. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking
with him a few miles. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness
and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2
hearts.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every
time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your
heart!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice,
think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from
Sweets.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get
going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to
color ur day. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work
hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn't learn how
to stop missing u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really
like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to
let u fall in love. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread
it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella,
come lets share it. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a
snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in
each other's arms. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I'll give u two kisses to
dream. I'll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the
morning, think of me. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet
people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2
find me! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
What's missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you'll get a heart! If u
pick U, you'll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than
hv a heart without U <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows,
delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people
like me. Enjoy it! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's
mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing
to others! Gud Day! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death &
smart like ME. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives
us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud
Luck! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross
or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile.
Keep smiling! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic
heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a
Sweetheart! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a relationship, one
touch can show luv n care & one person like u can make life worth
living. God bless u dear! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u
coz we're both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I
really miss & care about. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no
rent, don't vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the
room they lived. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your
life!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain. It's
not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never
been used. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the
other guys, take a number and wait in
line!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single
moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss
U.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Remember 2 remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to
remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to
remember me. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv 4 u is
strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but
we'll win every fight. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they
have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be
GANGULY.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Teacher: Why is your nose red?
Max: I smelled a b-rose.
Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose.
Max: There was in this one! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
There's no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single
moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone
remembers u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When you are feeling stressed & about to breakdown, just remember:
Stressed is just Desserts spelled backwards. It's a piece of
cake!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the
waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which
one touches the seashore. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Receive my simple gift of Gud Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied
with care & sealed with a prayer to keep u safe & happy all day long!
Take Care! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Don't rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to
knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that
your feeling is for sure. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a
game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET
IT.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Life gives answers in 2 ways. It says YES & gives u what u want. It
says NO & gives u something better. It says wait & gives u the Best in
its own time. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But
friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with
death! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards, it's a piece of
cake!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind
from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as
Ur Friend. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish
the friend who for me does not consult his
calendar.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u
always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it
to u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
In the morning I don't eat because I think of you, at noon I don't
eat because I think of you, in the evening I don't eat because I think
of you, at night I don't sleep because I am
hungry.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble, u can cry
ven u r in pain & u can embrace ven u r happy. So ven u need true luv:
spend rs 100 and buy a pillow.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a
piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed
call.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful
and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be
successful.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't
njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is
permanent is boring(wife) <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office,
what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you
leave.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
True friends r like the mornings, u can't have them whole day but u
can be sure they'll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next
year, forever
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but
I will always be thankful that once in my life's journey we became
friends! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is
not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your
underwear daily. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is
open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good
things.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you
may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the
person you trust. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now
that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to
heal than broken hearts <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u
is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes
are always with you! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little
more We, a little less I; a little more Laugh, a little less Cry,
Friendship is simply U & I. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house
screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r
beating our kids. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel,
let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a
Gud day. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Find arms that'll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur
ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you've
found luv. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people
like you travel in hearts. Have a gud
day!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face
was so divine that I just couldn't control myself and started singing:
`Who let the dogs out' <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur
greatness, your smartness, then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u
1 day before. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If I could be any part of you, I'd be ur tear. To be conceived in ur
heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur
lips.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece
can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole
again.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Don't place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur
heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there
for u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we
live, love n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we
have! Thats life. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me
laugh but I never knew that luking back on my laughter would someday
make me cry. Miss you. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to
get!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost
everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and
show u where 2 jump from. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u
out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is
no place 4 me. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha
hai.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart
and flows out but you entered the heart and
stayed.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like
when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand
wipes.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give
up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget,
but never will I. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Banta: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Banta: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A Happy Boss tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a
check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign
those checks. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Banta: I got an anonymous letter.
Santa: From whom? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Banta:Santa where were u born?
Santa: punjab.
Banta: which part.
Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
Punjab".<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun to bikhar
jayega, aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath
chhut na payega! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch
namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every
time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like
you.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel,
let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a
Gud day. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz its
always fun being with u but also bcoz I won't mind going down to see u
rise. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's
glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see
God's blunder! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in
heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is
not heaven without U <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u;
Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget
me.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Night has end for another day, morning has come in a special way.
May you smile like the sunny rays and leave your worries at the blue
bay.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the
pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this
world.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b
treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b
kept 4 ever. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember
u? Then my heart answers: B'coz a mental patient needs more
care.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another
winter, another summer too but there will never be another
you!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge
fart.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is
strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but
we'll win every fight. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines
have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no
end.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it &
luv in ur heart wasn't put there to stay - luv isn't luv 'til you give
it away. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One
touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living
for.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't
really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautiful
angel.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Everyone wants 2 be the sun that lights up ur life. But I'd rather
be ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun
isn't around. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But
you know what? It's sweetest when its
you.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If
rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on
you?<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Its true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it
is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it
arrives.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but
how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but
how u hold on. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
My eyes r hurting coz I can't see u, my arms r empty coz I can't
hold u, my lips r cold coz I can't kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I
m not with u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes
darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's
1.5 ltr. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Roses r red voilets r blue, monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel angry u will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at
u.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I want you 2 know that our friendship mean alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U
laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & den... I
laugh again. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one
everyday. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur
mobile!!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I've written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You
should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital
is not So Far.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can
live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur
age...<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd
lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr
opeeneum?<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a
mother-in-law.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You
don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't
fly.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
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What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said
"Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the
tree....Plz try later." <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her
garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to
pay her bills!! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4
rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging & in poor signal, till
low battery do us part? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ME, so damm SEXY! God made
rivers, God made LAKES, God made U, well everybody makes
MISTAKES!!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother". Santa wrote
back, "send me ur mother". <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Hearts could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file,
u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can't stop my smile when I c
ur name on my phone. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of
my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll
always be special to me. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: That's great, I'll take two of
them.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was
observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya
nishana lagaya hai! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I
will tomorow. U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u
gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad
shooter coz I keep missing u.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly
changed the moment I laid my eyes on
you.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When somebody who's deeply in love with u tells u that you're cute,
beautiful and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear coz
love is blind. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do,
re, mi and friendship begins with U and
ME!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes
makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv &
hope in me! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Here's to the bright New Year and a fond farewell to the old; here's
to the things that are yet to come and to the memories that we
hold.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of
laughter, 8760 hrs of Gud luck, 525600 min of joy, 31536000 secs of
success in 2005 & always. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
May the New Year bring with it new colors of joy, new hues of
happiness & new tints of success. Sending u a spectrum of wishes 2
brighten ur days. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free
delivery'<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it. Adds taste to your
life, but if you try to cut it you will get nothing but
tears!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Love is painful, it is true; not to love is painful too.. But it
gives a greater pain to love and not to be loved
again.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata
hoon."<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful
person on earth. ...Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309
IPC<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I
realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v
never lose true friends. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
May the Christmas brings smiles at ur doorstep, joy in ur heart and
luv n togetherness of friends n family in ur home. Merry
Christmas!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the
new...
I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME
TOO"<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
If u were going to die soon & had only one phone call u could make,
who would u call & what would u say? And why are u
waiting?<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my
reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always
b special 2 me. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete
without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like
U.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but
how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but
how u hold on. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people'll rally
behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by
u!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his
heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another girl
on top. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without
the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
The best gift you can give is a hug; one size fits all and no one
ever minds if you return it.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can
live and 2) have a shower so others can
live.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u
can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my
pants.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man, but behind
a satisfied woman there is an exhausted
man.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying
& no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my
incoming is free. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Luk at the world around u; u'll see God's creativity. Luk at the
breakfast table; u'll see God's providence. Look at the mirror; u'll
see God's sense of humor. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things,
small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send
SMS<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just
be transferred from one girlfriend to another
girlfriend.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was
- noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside
down!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Never say u r happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not
ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when
I'm still alive. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
One day you will ask me what's more important 2 me, you or my life?
I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are
my life. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart, encourage one's
mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing
to others! GUD DAY! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Love is just like life, it's not always easy and does not always
bring happiness but when we do not stop living why should we stop
loving.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs U after
all!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A million words couldn't bring you back I know because I've tried,
neither could a million tears I know because I've
cried.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but
nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the
dark!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Friends come n go, me...??? NEVER! I'll stay and trouble you as long
as I can! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I have liked many but loved very few yet noone has been as sweet as
u. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure
of a moment with u. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier &
protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches
hearts!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is
thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too
much.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar,
caste no bar, but gal's father must have his own bar...
CHEERS<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a
mother-in-law<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud
lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr
opeeniun?<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Life can b hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning
brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz
I'll always b there! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Morning doesn't mean getting up & working again. It rather means GOD
luvs u so much that he lets u live another day 2 do more of the gud
things. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a
heart, to have heart I need happiness, to have happiness I need
you!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
When you are down and no one is there, don't think of me. When you
are crying and no one is there then too don't just think of me. Call
me up, my incoming is free. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Those who can't have you hate you, those who have you can't handle
you, those who abuse you lose you, & then there are those like me who
just can't refuse you! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so
lucky.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you a lot...
I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals
!!!!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money
& even lose your mind. But one thing you'll never loose is your good
looks because you cant lose what you don't
have.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Bye n Have Fun <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
Sehar Ali <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_karachi/join>
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