SORRY TO SAY BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND THESE JOKES ON THIS SERIOUS FORUM. THIS JOKE HAS BEEN IN CIRCULATION FOR A WHILE. SO PLEASE AVOID TO SEND JOKES ON BIHAR CHINTAN'S MAIL. ONCE AGAIN IAM VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS

On Wed, 07 Dec 2005 Pravesh Kumar wrote :
>        Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
>A few days later he got this reply:
>
>Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
>You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
>No phone call shall be entertained.
>
>Thanks
>Bill Gates.
>
>
>Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
>He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
>Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
>
>Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
>You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
>our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
>Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
>No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
>shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
>Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
>Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
>
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