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From: Lover Girl
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:18 PM


School Joke
A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked," Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade
too!"

Ms Tulip had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited
in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told Ms Tulip he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should
know. The principal looks at Ms Tulip and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the
third-grade."

Ms Tulip says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.

Ms Tulip asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Tulip: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."

Ms Tulip: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut

Ms Tulip: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was
taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Tulip: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog
does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands

Ms Tulip: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.

Ms Tulip: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get
wet before you do.
Boy: Tent

Ms Tulip: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and
took one large Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Tulip: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you
feel good.
Boy: Nose

Ms Tulip: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and
excitement?
Boy: Fire truck

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have
to use your hand.
Boy: Fork

Ms Tulip: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're
married?
Boy: SURNAME

Ms Tulip: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to OXFORD UNIVERSITY EVEN I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTION WRONG
MYSELF"

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