Note: forwarded message attached.
----- Original Message -----
From: Lover Girl
TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the
street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his
smile behind.
'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?'
'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in
hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the
dark.'
'How about transportation?' the father asked.
'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The
boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.'
'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to
have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'
JOIN OUR SWEET MAIL GROUP
http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/sweetcrazyboy
[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]