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SO WRONG .......BUT SO FUNNY


A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work.


Her 9year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom
closet to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.




The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is..'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'




In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.




Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'




A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside
and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'




The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'




The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is
way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'




They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional
booth and closes the door..



Wait For It !!




The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now..'





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DEAR FRIEND,..................

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The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer

building its house and

laying up supplies for the winter.



The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &

dances & plays the

summer away.



Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper

has no food or

shelter so he dies out in the cold.







*Indian Version:**







The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer

building its house and

laying up supplies for the winter.



The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs

& dances & plays the

summer away.



Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press

conference and

demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm

and well fed while

others are cold and starving.



NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering

Grasshopper next

to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table

filled with food.



The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be

that this poor

Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?



Arundhat Roy stages a demonstration in front of the

Ant's house.*



Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers

demanding that

Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.



Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.



Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian

Government for

not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.



The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking

support to the

Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace

for prompt support

as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .



Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for

' Bengal Bandh' in West

Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.



CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from

working hard in

the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among

Ants and

Grasshoppers.



Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all

Indian Railway

Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.



Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention

of Terrorism Against

Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the

beginning of the winter.



Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for

Grasshoppers in Educational

Institutions & in Government Services.



The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and

having nothing left

to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated

by the Government and



handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by

NDTV.



Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.



Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.



CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the

Downtrodden '



Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN

General Assembly. **



Many years later....**



The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a

multi-billion dollar

company in Silicon Valley , 100s of Grasshoppers still die

of starvation

despite reservation somewhere in India ,



AND



As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding

the grasshoppers,

India is still a developing country.





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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp
and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no
worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida
with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also
gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."



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Daddy Internet Laga Dein


Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein


Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.


Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.


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It's an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending.

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under
one of
the trees,
so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he
woke
up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and
they had
taken all his hats.

The hat seller sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the
monkeys
were doing the same.
Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An
idea
came to his mind*
He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that
too. So
he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller
and
had heard this monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It
was
very hot, and he took a nap under the
same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on
the
tree.

He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his head and
the
monkeys followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys
followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Sukhwinder threw his
hat on
the floor but to his surprise,
the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
gave
him a slap and
Guess!!! Said what???
****************
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*****..
****.
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Abortion ~ (Nice Story) Must Read


A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:
"Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not
even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together."
So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'


She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with
this.'
The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: "I
think, I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you
too.'


She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2
babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could
rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it
doesn't matter which one it is.


There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.
The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill
a child!
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought
maybe that was the best solution.


The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom
that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one
that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!



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  An IDEA Can Change Your Life ...
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TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the
street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his
smile behind.

'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?'

'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in
hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the
dark.'
'How about transportation?' the father asked.

'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The
boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

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married, you're liable to have babies, you know.'

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PATNI CHALISA (LOL HA HA)

Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani... || 1 ||

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho... || 2 ||

Jis din haath me belana aawe,
Uss din PATI khub chillave.... || 3 ||

Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
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aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi... . || 5 ||

PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,
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Be Positive Like This Boy

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade
class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy
waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.



Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.


Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should
know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th
grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.


Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'


Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'



Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut


Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy
was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum


Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does
on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

Boy.: Shake hands



Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet
before you do.

Boy.: Tent



Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man
always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka
peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring


Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you
feel good.

Boy.: Nose



Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow


Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and
excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck



Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have
to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork



Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're
married?

Boy.: SURNAME.


Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like
pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.



The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy to
IIM AHMEDABAD (Indian Institute Of Managment)
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'



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