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From: MOHIT SETH
Sent: Tuesday, Nov 01, 2007 3:42 PM
The Pig Drawing Personality Test
The best part about this is that you can forward it round your office and then
laugh at everyone's crap drawings. We are thinking about setting up a small pig
art gallery in the corner of the office here.
Don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It is hysterical if you do it
right!
Get a blank piece of paper , draw a picture of a whole pig on it, not just the
head , just a basic drawing though , don't spend too long on it .
DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON.
IF YOU DON'T THE TEST WILL NOT WORK!!
NO CHEATING,
DRAW THE PIG FIRST
HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING??
IF NOT, DO IT NOW
IT IS REALLY FUNNY IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!
OK' NOW TO THE INTERESTING STUFF.........
The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
of the drawer.
· If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper , you are positive
and optimistic.
Toward the middle , you are realistic.
Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic , and have a tendency to behave
negatively .
· Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates
(birthdays, etc.)
Facing right , you are innovative and active , but don't have a strong sense of
family , nor do you always remember dates .
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate
and neither fear nor avoid discussions .
· With lots of details , you are analytical, cautious , and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care little for details and
are a risk taker .
· With less than 4 legs showing , you are insecure or are living through a
period of major change .
With 4 legs showing , you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals
If you have drawn more than 4 legs , you are stupid .
· The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the
better.
· The length of the tail indicates the quality of your Love life, and once again
the longer ,the better.
Have Fun
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From: Sona Girl
Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:18 PM
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Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
yo! u say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
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Going to Propose a Girl ?
Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...
1) Nahi.................???
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare.......
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....
5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai.??
8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??
9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu.??
11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!
13) Sorry
14) "..Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai... L........... "
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
16) "Yes .. I too like you . (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " . (Which we
guys most oftenly do )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki. (probably followed
by a slap)
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do.
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon.
23) Now that's a real tragedy..
Girl: Hee hee ..hee hee hee...hee ..hee..hee..
Hee hee ..hee hee hee...hee ..hee..hee..
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho.
27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein. Ha ha ha ha..
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Tina NE "No" bola?
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?
34) Kitne time ke liye -???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
36) Thanks. I love you, too.
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U...
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai..
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
40) My friend in college got one classic reply . "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir
bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.
43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this.cant we be just
good friends for ever
45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..
46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..
47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all
the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...
48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..
49)hehe I didn't expect that from you....
50)nice joke ...
51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....
52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme
interest hai ..... And then walks on.............
53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat nahi
mein batati Hun ???...
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Lets have Fun!
Women are like Elephants.
I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. -- W.C. Fields
Guys are like dogs.
They keep coming back.
Ladies are like cats.
Yell at a cat one time...they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and
end up with a station wagon. -- Tim Allen
With my wife I don't get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter
joined me. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like
mine:
We were both crazy about girls. -- Groucho Marx
At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all
my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.' -- Mark Klein
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very
happy? -- Benny Hill
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said, 'Thyroid problem?' -- Emo Philips
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. -- Les Dawson
A girl phoned me the other day and said ...
Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. -- Rodney
Dangerfield
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front
door,
who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always (Always Right).
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Emerging 'isms' of the new economy
INFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, &
send them one at a time to the US for milking.
WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
SATYAMism
You have a cow. You have its milk. But don't know what to do
with it!
DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both &
sell it as Cow's milk.
IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to
innocent small businessmen.
MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to
feed poorer cows.
SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.
ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help
milk cows.
SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking
consultants.
APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press
2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.
HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions
through authorised resellers only.
GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds
out, that's his imagination at work.
RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because
Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.
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My Diwali Sms Shayari Collections & Wish you All Happy & Shubh Deepawali
Wish you A Happy & Shubh Deepawali
1) Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
"Happy diwali"
2)Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka..
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.
"Happy diwali"
Aaj se aap ke yahan.
Dhan. Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka. Vas. Ho,
Sankatto ka.. Nash. Ho
Har dil par aapka. Raj. Ho,
Unnati ka sar par. Taj. Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka.. Vas. Ho
* Happy diwali *
Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family happy diwali
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Aap humko hum aapko yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe
"Happy diwali
For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
Happy Deepawali
","','",this ",",",""",,
is god's rain",,,"
of
",','blessings"''",
may it wash away
all ur troubles &
keep u happy...
"happy diwali &
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..
Diwali parva hai khushiyon ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka.Iss diwali aapka
zindagi khushiyon se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.
Happy Diwali
Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali
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*"*"HAPPY"*"*
"*"DIPAWALI"*"
..*"*"*..
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
"
Happy Diwali
"
pray to god to give u
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
Aur sneh.
Shubh Diwali
Deepawali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tihar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and
New Year that leads you on the road of Success. A Bliss from Inside
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity,
Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi
hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwal
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