Hey All(where's EE guys/gals..):
Thanks to Ashwini for setting this up..I am all up for
any/all jams :-)..Btw, if u wanna meet Bush..then let
me know..i am just 10 miles from White house..
Later gater..
Ss....
--- Ashwani Dudeja <ashwani.dudeja@...>
wrote:
> Dear All,
>
> Some more members have been added in our group and
> as Jeetu has suggested we
> will shortly have a jam sessions on worldwideweb
> (although I am not sure how
> that happens?@&%@!). There are still many members
> who have not sent a single
> mail so far:
>
> Vikas - I was expecting a big list of mailID's from
> u - r u getting all
> these mails??
> Vishal - Singapore ja kar mail dekhni bhi band kar
> di kya?
> Ajay Arora - Ajay aajkal bhi chup chup kar
> assignments (consultancy) banata
> hai ya nahin? Bye the way I met your friend Binny
> Mathews from XLRI!!
> Rohit Khera, Prem Prakash Tomar & Anil Gandhi - I am
> sure you guys are not
> even looking at your mails!
> Amit Bansal - Don't worry Amit - shortly we are
> going to have a fair
> representation from all the branches. Till that
> time, please bear with the
> Mech'ites
> Amit Seth - Sethsaheb aajkal apki flirting exercise
> kaisi chal rahi hai. Bye
> the way I still can't forget the initial tussle b/w
> 2 of us over that girl
> (u know who I am refering to... LOL!)
> Atul Bansal - Kidhar ho bhai - kuch chithi patri,
> haal khabar kuch to bolo!
> Nirupma Sharma, Pankaj Guglani, Rohit Khera, Atul
> Goel - Not sure if their
> email IDs are correct.
> Gulshan Arora, Santosh & Valecha - Ama miyaan aap to
> saara khel shuru kar ke
> thande pad gaye
> Ashish Singhal - Singhal sahab kahan khoye hue ho -
> note gin ne se fursat
> mil gayi ho to jara apne whereabouts par floodlight
> dalo.
> Anup Jain, Amit Goel, Sumandeep Chabra and Dharam
> Singh - their mails are
> bouncing back. If anyone has their latest mail IDs,
> please let me know.
> Other members who have not responded so far are
> Mukesh Karki, Shitij Sinha,
> Vivek Anand, Sitesh Prasad, Nishchal Dutta, Rajesh
> Krishnan, Manoj Barara,
> Anshul Verma and Pran Kirtani
>
> Besides above, there are certain mail ID's where the
> names are not known.
> These are <mailto:pd2472@...>
> pd2472@...;
> <mailto:ronny2001k@...> ronny2001k@...;
> <mailto:sameer@...> sameer@...
> (is it Sameer
> Mahajan?); <mailto:rahul.123@...>
> rahul.123@...;
> <mailto:avhome2001@...>
> avhome2001@...;
> <mailto:mjainy@...> mjainy@...; Request
> all of you to please let
> us know about yourselves!
>
> Attached herewith are the real meanings of some of
> the commonly used terms
> in APPRAISALS. Hope all of you will enjoy it.
> Regards,
>
> ASHWANI K DUDEJA
>
> ATTACHMENT part 2 message/rfc822
> From: Manu Verma <manu.verma@...>
> To: Rana Kar <rana.kar@...>, Divyesh
> Desai
> <divyesh.desai@...>, Diwyesh Rawal
> <diwyesh.rawal@...>, Hiren Vyas
> <hiren.vyas@...>,
> Subroto Chakraborty <subroto.c@...>,
> Sandip Gandhi
> <sandip.gandhi@...>, Ashwani Dudeja
> <ashwani.dudeja@...>
> Subject: Appraisals
> Date: Sat, 30 Aug 2003 11:10:11 +0530
>
> It will be difficult to get more cynical than these
> PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL
> TERMS AND THEIR REAL MEANINGS
>
> 1.OUTGOING PERSONALITY...Always going out of
> the office
>
> 2.GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS...Able to
> bullshit
>
> 3.GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS...Spends lots of
> time on phone
>
> 4.AVERAGE EMPLOYEE...Not too bright
>
> 5.EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED...Made no
> major blunders yet
>
> 6.WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY...Too ugly to get a
> date
>
> 7.ACTIVE SOCIALLY...Drinks a lot
>
> 8.FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY...Spouse drinks,
> too
>
> 9.INDEPENDENT WORKER...Nobody knows what
> he/she does
>
> 10.QUICK THINKING...Offers plausible excuses
>
> 11.CAREFUL THINKER...Won't make a decision
>
> 12.AGGRESSIVE...Obnoxious
>
> 13.USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS...Gets
> someone else to do it
>
> 14.EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL...Speaks English
>
> 15.METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL...A nit
> picker
>
> 16.HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES...Is tall or has
> a louder voice
>
> 17.EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT...Lucky
>
> 18.KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR...Knows a lot of
> dirty jokes
>
> 19.CAREER MINDED...Back Stabber
>
> 20.LOYAL...Can't get a job anywhere else
>
> 21.CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH...Still one step
> ahead of the law
>
> 22.PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT... Buys
> drinks for all the boys
>
> 23.OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION...Gets
> to work on time
>
> 24.RELAXED ATTITUDE...Sleeps at desk
>
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