"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and
think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." Jack Handy


"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not." ~

Stephen Wright

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,we
fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ BrianO'Rourke