Enjoy......IT Ghazals

  Arz kiya hai.....

  Kal jab mile thhe
  to dil mein hua ek sound.
  Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
  your file not found!
  -----------------------------------------------------

  Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
  woh repeat kar doonga...
  Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
  ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
  -----------------------------------------------------
  Shayad mere pyar ko
  taste karna bhool gaye...
  Dil sey aisa cut kiya
  ke paste karna bhool gaye...
  -----------------------------------------------------
  Laakhon honge nigaah mein
  kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
  Mere pyaar ke icon pe
  kabhi to double-click karo...
  ---------------------------------------------------
  Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
  I don't like your face.
  Par dil ke storage mein
  no more disk space.
  -----------------------------------------------------
  Ghar se jab tum nikale
  pehen ke reshmi gown.
  Jaane kitne dilon ka
  ho gaya server down.
  -----------------------------------------------------

-----Original Message-----
From: Biswadeep Ghosh [mailto:bghosh_29@...]
Sent: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 4:30 AM
To: dce93@...
Subject: RE: [dce93] RE: Welcome to the dce93 group

Hi,

Could some one change my email address on the yahoogroups to the new one below...

bghosh_29@...

I intend discarding the old yahoo mail

Cheers,

Biswadeep

anil sunder <anilsunder@...> wrote:

hai jeethu

how are u i trhink u are the only person alive in this world dear.  were are all the DCE GUYS

VEDRY SURPRISING , WE HAVE STARTED THIS GROUP AND IT IS NOT INCREASING .

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO INCREASE THIS NET MEETING ATLEAST .

I AM STILL IN TATA STEEL ., JAMSHEDPUR. LOOKING AFTER STRATEGIC SOURCING

AND I THINK I HAVE TOLD U PEOPLE, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A DAUGHTER AND SHE IS NOW 3 YRS OLD

THIS IS THE NEWS FROM ME.

IF U MEET ANY ONE OF OOUR OLDIES TRY TO TELL ABOUT THIS EGROUP FACILITY ATLEAST WE WILL KNOW WERE ALL THE PEOPLE ARE .

 

AND HOPE WE MEET ALL OUR FRIENDS SOME DAY AT SOME GET TOGETHER.

BYE AND PLEASE GUYS , BE IN CONTACT. ITS NICE TO SEE OLD FRIENDS MAILS

 

SUNDER

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hai jeethu

how are u i trhink u are the only person alive in this world dear.  were are all the DCE GUYS

VEDRY SURPRISING , WE HAVE STARTED THIS GROUP AND IT IS NOT INCREASING .

I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO INCREASE THIS NET MEETING ATLEAST .

I AM STILL IN TATA STEEL ., JAMSHEDPUR. LOOKING AFTER STRATEGIC SOURCING

AND I THINK I HAVE TOLD U PEOPLE, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH A DAUGHTER AND SHE IS NOW 3 YRS OLD

THIS IS THE NEWS FROM ME.

IF U MEET ANY ONE OF OOUR OLDIES TRY TO TELL ABOUT THIS EGROUP FACILITY ATLEAST WE WILL KNOW WERE ALL THE PEOPLE ARE .

 

AND HOPE WE MEET ALL OUR FRIENDS SOME DAY AT SOME GET TOGETHER.

BYE AND PLEASE GUYS , BE IN CONTACT. ITS NICE TO SEE OLD FRIENDS MAILS

 

SUNDER

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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men
and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they
decided that one has to leave, otherwise they are all going to fall. They
were not able to name that person, until the Woman held a very touching
speech.
She said that she will voluntarily let go off the rope, because
as a woman she is used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or
for men in general without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she
finished her speech, all the men started clapping their
hands...
SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING
TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY, AND TO THOSE GUYS WHO YOU THINK CAN DEAL WITH
REALITY.
The story doesn't stop here.....please continue reading below.........


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but
I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes- that
whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women
will flock to.
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the
most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be
the
richest woman in the world.
The frog said," That will make your husband the richest man in
the world and he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That
will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, ...And she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
Attention Lady Readers: This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling better.
Male Readers, please scroll down .....
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The man had a 10 times milder Heart Attack
!!! (:-:)

Sorry to all girls for the Moral.

Beyond the edge.


by Masood Hasan.

(The writer is a Lahore-based columnist and a well-known journalist , his
contact email address is masood_news@...)




THE NEWS INTERNATIONAL (Pakistani Newspaper)

DECEMBER 14, 2003


The sight of Indian actress Urmilla on the rooftops of the old city

of Lahore is a sight for sore eyes any time of the day. This week

another 270 delegates from India among which are Naseeruddin Shah and
Shabana Azmi, are expected to cross over into Pakistan. As both countries
take a series of steps, gingerly to start with, there is just that little
light at the end of the dark and endless tunnel that has held us "prisoners
of our own device" - as The Eagles put it in the famous number Hotel
California. Will these measures lead to peace is a question for which even
Tauqir Zia has no answers. All we can do is hope, pray and contribute in
whatever way we can to normalise relations and bury the many hatchets that
we have brandished for the last half-century.

Travelling last week on the Wazirabad-Sambrial road towards Sialkot, the
potholes and bumps on that narrow ribbon strip road began to revive memories
of long forgotten journeys made on that same road. I could have, after a few
violent and rib-shaking miles, sworn these holes and craters were the same
when one was in Kindergarten. Nothing seemed to have changed except that the
dust was thicker, the pollution dismal and the people in numbers too large
to comprehend. Perhaps in most of India the situation is not very much
different and our much-touted smirking observations that India has huge
problems might have given us years of self-induced smugness, but things
across the divide are changing at a speed that baffles the mind. Some years
ago, an Indian said to a Pakistani, "It is true we are both in the gutter.
The difference is, we are looking at the stars. You are looking at the
gutter." Many of us associate India's new progress with its IT revolution
and it is partly true. Indian companies

Only Rs 1,000 crore - Indian rupees I might add. This firm sells
data-storage products to seven of the world's top 10 CD-R producers.

There is another unknown. Tandon Electronics. Its hardware exports are Rs
4,000 crore.


There is more depressing data, all of it quite true and impartial.

15 of the world's major automobile makers are obtaining components from
Indian companies. This business fetched India $375 million last year and in
2003 the number will be $1.5 billion. In half a decade, they will reach $15
billion. Hero Honda with 17 lakh motorcycles a year is now the largest
motorcycle manufacturer in the world. The prestigious UK automaker, Rover is
marketing 1 lakh Indica cars made by Tata in Europe, under, wait a minute,
its own name.

Bharat Forge has the world's largest single-location forging facility. It
produces 1.2 lakh tonnes per annum and its clients include Honda, Toyota and
Volvo among others.


Asian Paints now owns 22 production facilities over 5 continents and is the
market leader in 11 of these countries. Hindustan Inks has the world's
largest single stream fully integrated ink plant of 1-lakh tones per annum
capacity and 100% owned subsidiaries in USA and Austria. EsselPropack is the
world's largest laminated tube manufacturer with presence in 11 countries
and a global marketing share of 25% already. Ford has just presented its
Gold World Excellence Award to India's Cooper Tyres.

Other industries are winning equally prestigious awards all the time.While
on cars, Aston Martin has contracted prototyping its latest luxury sports
car to an Indian-based designer and is set to produce thecheapest Aston
Martin ever. Suzuki, which makes Maruti in India has decided to make India
its manufacturing, export and research hub outside Japan. Hyundai India is
set to become the global small car hub for the Korean giant and will produce
25,000 Santros to start with. By 2010 it is set to supply half a million
cars to Hyundai Korea. HMI and Ford.


India are leaping ahead, posting astonishing results in the global markets
from Brazil to China.

The Indian pharmaceutical industry is blazing ahead too. At $6.5 billion and
growing at 8-10% annually, it is the 4th largest pharmaceutical industry in
the world. Its exports are over $2 billion. India is among the top five bulk
drug makers and at home, the local industry has edged out the MNCs whose
share of 75% in the market is down to 35%. Trade of medicinal plants has
crossed Rs 4,000 crore already. As for technology, India is among the three
countries that have built supercomputers on their own. The other two are USA
and Japan. Not a bad club to be in, is it?

India is among six countries that launch satellites and do so even for
Germany and Belgium. India's INSAT is among the world's largest domestic
satellite communication systems.

Here are more depressing facts. India is one of the world's largest diamond
cutting and polishing centres. About 9 out of 10 stones sold anywhere in the
world, pass through India. With China, India's arch enemy, trade has grown
by 104% in the past year and in the first 5 months of 2003, India has
amassed a surplus in trade close to half a million dollars. In the
recession-hit West, Indian exports are up by 19% this year and the country's
foreign exchange reserves stand at an all-time high of $82 (Now over 100)
billion. India is dishing out aid to 11 countries, pre-paying their debt and
loaned IMF $300 million!!

And since we think banning fashion shows is the way ahead, it might be
interesting to know that Wal-Mart sources $1 billion worth of goods from
India - half its apparel, GAP about $600 million and Hilfiger $100 million.

These success stories are not propaganda and haven't happened overnight or
by good fortune. The Indians have the same bureaucracy and many of the
politicians simply play politics, the infrastructure creaks andpoverty
abounds, corruption flourishes and there are huge pockets of inefficiency
and walls that block meaningful progress. Sure, it has an army that is not
bursting with power-grabbing and subjugating its people every few years, but
India's success can no longer be denied and the gap between us and them
grows wider by, if I may use my childhood idiom,leaps and bounds. What makes
them tick?


The answers are not simple and require great space and analysis by minds far
superior to that of a weekly hack, but Cost and Brains are two factors. Add
to that, a determination to rise above what faces you everyday, a vision of
the stars as the man said. India provides IT services at one-tenth the
price. No wonder more and more companies are basing their operations in
India. An Indian MBA costs $5,000. An American MBA $120,000. Development of
an automobile in the US costs $1 billion. In India, less than half. A
cataract operation costs $1500 in the US. In India, $12. Bypass in the US
anywhere up to Rs 6 lakhs. In India, it is Rs 40,000.

Over 70 MNCs have set up R&D facilities in India in the past five years. 100
of the Fortune 500 are now present in India vs 33 in China. Intel's Indian
staff strength has gone up from 10 to 1,000 in four years. GE with a $60
million invested in India employs 1,600 researchers, while it has only 100
in China. With better systems comes efficiency. The turnaround time in
Indian ports is down to 4 days from 10 and its telecom infrastructure in
1999 provided a bandwidth of 155 Mbps. Today, it is 75,000 times more and
with fibre optic networks in 300 cities, it will change the face of
business. Mobile phones are growing by about 1.5 million a month. Long
distance rates are down by two-thirds in five years and by 80% for data
transmission. The facts go on and on.


So what are the answers? They lie in the way we look at things, our
discourse, our vision, our ability to look ahead and our desire to genuinely
put our country on the right road. The people of the subcontinent are
naturally talented and bright. When will we unleash the great potential of
our people that lies dormant, crushed by the forces of evil that stop our
progress for their personal agendas?

>Old, but still funny......
>

> > Subject:            >
> >
> > Subject: FW: 40 facts about life........
> >
> >
> >
> >                  40 THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNT BY NOW!!
> >
> >
> >  1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
>on
> >                               the same night.
> >
> >    2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
> >
> > 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in
>a
> >                        garage makes you a car.
> >
> >       4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
> >
> >   5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
>tried
> >                                   before.
> >
> >        6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
> >
> >   7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
> >
> >            8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
> >
> >   9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
>program.
> >
> >   10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
>trip.
> >
> >      11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
> >
> > 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so
>good.
> >
> >                    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
> >
> >        14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
> >
> >           15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
> >
> >               16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
> >
> >   17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
>waist
> >                            change places.
> >
> >          18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
> >
> >   19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
> >                                   before
> >                             you need it.
> >
> >         20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
> >
> > 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
>mistake
> >                                    when
> >                          you make it again.
> >
> >        22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
> >
> >            23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
> >
> >   24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
> >                                   world.
> >
> >            25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat
> >
> >   26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race
>has
> >                                     not
> >   achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would
> >                                     be
> >                              "meetings"
> >
> >    27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> >
> >   28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost
>never
> >                                    want
> >                    you to share yours with them.
> >           29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
> >
> >      30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
> >
> >                        31. Never lick a steak knife
> >
> >         32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
> >
> >   33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and
>compelling
> >                                   reason
> >                why we observe daylight savings time.
> >
> >   34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely
>suggests
> >                                    that
> >   you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
> >                                    from
> >                          her at that moment.
> >
> > 35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
>make
> >                                      a
> >        big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
> >
> > 36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
>gender,
> >   religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down
> >                                 inside, we
> >            ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
> >
> >   37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a
>nice
> >                                   person.
> >          (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
> >
> >                     38. Your friends love you anyway.
> >
> >   40. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new.
>Remember
> >                                    that
> >   a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built
> >                                the Titanic.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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Hi Manish,

Are you still with ICI ? What assignment are you handling? Do you have any idea about one my batcmates from S P Jain - Amit Arora. He used to also work with ICI. I am presently the Regional Manager with Asian paints looking after the sales of Andhra Region based at Secunderabad.
Lets catch up sometime on the telephone since we happen to be in the same industry. You can contact me on 98-850-30680 or on my email : arvind.bindra@.... You can also mail me your telephone number.

Regards,

Arvind Bindra


On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 manish_bhatia@... wrote :
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>Folks,
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>Here is the link to job postings in IBM. If you are interested and have
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>
>http://www-3.ibm.com/employment/us/events/hotjobs.shtml
>
>Jeetendra Kumar
>Senior Consultant
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The details are their on the weblink, I gave you....

Jeetu
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> This is manish
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> What kind of  profile are you looking  for .
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> Folks,
>
> Here is the link to job postings in IBM. If you are interested and have
> experience, send me your resume.
>
> http://www-3.ibm.com/employment/us/events/hotjobs.shtml
>
> Jeetendra Kumar
> Senior Consultant
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Folks,

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Folks,

Here is the link to job postings in IBM. If you are interested and have
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Jeetendra Kumar
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Communication Sector, SCOS
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  time flew by .







and sometimes we wish .





we  have more of it.





This year we worked hard ..









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Sometimes things were





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  It didn´t always look





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  in the end

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  Wishing you and your family a happy, pleasant and wonderful New Year





Regards

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We´re moving closer & closer to the new year ....









  STOP!  ...  not too fast ...









or maybe like this ?









For all of you,







  big and small,















  time flew by .







and sometimes we wish .





we  have more of it.





This year we worked hard ..









  ... alot







  ... yes.









Sometimes things were





quite exhausting .



  but we were





... tireless !





  It didn´t always look





good ..





but





  it worked out











  in the end

as we said





when appropriate.











wish you all a pleasant











new year in 2004 !



















  Wishing you and your family a happy, pleasant and wonderful New Year



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*Tel : 91-11-26213801/26225631
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1. Protocols -  Software Engineer /Senior Software Engineers
Experience (1-5 years of relevant experience)

Description of Duties
Responsibilities would include design, development, documentation, and testing of telecommunication software for GlobespanVirata products.
Qualifications Required:
Bachelors or Masters Degree in Computer Science/Electronics Engineering or MCA from good institutes
High level of proficiency in C Good understanding of industry standard RTOS such as VxWorks, PSOS, Nucleus
Good experience in ATM, DSL, VoATM, VoIP, IP domain protocols, VPN protocols, MPLS Protocols
Experience in design & development for Embedded Systems
Experience in dealing with new hardware and processor designs will be a definite plus.

2. Network Management- Software Engineers/Senior Software Engineers
Experience (1-5 years of relevant experience)
Description of Duties:
Responsibilities would include design, development, documentation, and testing of network management software for GlobespanVirata products.
Qualifications Required:
Bachelors or Masters Degree in Computer Science/Electronics Engineering or MCA from good institutes.
Strong understanding of Network Management concepts including SNMP and CLI Experience in web-based network management design.
Experience in design and development of element management of Routers, Bridges, DSLAMs.
Experience of developing managers for telecom network elements would be a plus.
Good understanding of industry standard RTOS such as VxWorks, PSOS, Nucleus.
High level of proficiency in C, Windows.


3. Testing-  Engineer
Experience (1-4 years of relevant experience)
Description of Duties:
Responsibilities would include documentation, and testing of telecommunication software and products.
Qualifications Required:
Experience in testing protocols in ATM, VoATM, VoIP Technologies and IP domain Protocols for functionality & performance
Experience in testing Embedded Systems Software including protocol stacks.
Proficiency in C preferable.
Good understanding of industry standard RTOS such as VxWorks, PSOS, Nucleus.
Experience with protocol analyzers and standard test tools.
Knowledge of Tcl/Tk, Perl would be an added advantage.


4. Embedded Systems-Software Engineer/Sr. Software/Principal Software Engineer
Experience (1-6 years of relevant experience)
Description of Duties:
Responsibilities include design, development, documentation, and testing of embedded system software for data plane activities on various GlobespanVirata products.
Qualifications Required:
Bachelors or Masters Degree in Computer Science/Electronics Engineering or MCA from good institutes.
Experience of developing/working with RISC processors/DSP will be required.
Experience in design and development for Embedded Systems.
Strong Background in Computer architecture and processor micro-architecture.
Good understanding of compiler optimization fundamentals and its relationships with processor architecture.
In-depth knowledge and expertise in handling various Datastructures.
High Level of proficiency in C programming.
Excellent command over any assembly language.
In-depth knowledge of RTOS concepts (such as Scheduling, Memory Management and Access, Process & Task Organization).

5. Regional Sales Manager (Technical)
Description of Duties:
Responsibilities Include Coordination of all sales efforts in ASEAN Region and reporting to the Vice President Business Development, Managing Sales for both WLAN and ADSL business Liasion with ILECs and CLECs in ASEAN region, Responsible for meeting assigned sales targets, Managing direct sales team of ASEAN region, Managing contract manufacturing business out of Malaysia, Establish new relationship with telecom service providers, OEM partners and channel partners for augmenting, Develops and work towards promotional activities in consultation with VP.
Qualification Required:
Bachelors or Masters Degree in Electronics/Communication Engineering from good institutes.
Masters Degree Business Administration will be preffered.
Experienced with a sales Representative business model;
Proven track record in closing deals in the Taiwanease market/APEC market.
Able to direct efforts of field application engineers in support of sales.
Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal.
Experience in related technologies such as xDSL, Voice over Packet, DSP communications, Modem and networking.


6. Business Associate
Experience (2-4 years of relevant experience)
Description of Duties:
Responsibilities includes market research on APAC region, Estimating demand (regional basis) for next 2-3 years, Forecasting for next 2 quarters, Tracking events for the APAC region, Identifying shows to participate in and coordinating with other office, Identifying technology trends in the industry and marketing communication.
Qualification Required:
Bachelors or Masters Degree in Electronics/Computer Science Engineering or MCA from good institutes.
Having 2-3 years of experience in market development/market research.
Able to make effective presentations, which can be used by the management for internal and external events.


7. Consultant Technical Documentation
Experience (2-10 years of relevant experience)
Description of Duties:
Create content, edit, and maintain technical documentation, Defining documentation guidelines & templates,
Qualification Required:
Bachelor of Engineering/Bachelor or Master of Technology/MCA in Computer Engineering/Electronics/Communication Engineering.
Excellent command over MS Office suite of products.
Proficiency in Framemaker and Visio.
Basic understanding of Software Development lifecycle.
Understanding of the fundamental and technical aspects of technology.
Experience in software documentation such as user manuals, proting guide, API documents, design guides
Experience in datacom, telecom processes will be a plus.


8. IS Administrators
Experience (5+ years of relevant experience)
Description of Duties:
Responsibilities include providing for and managing the hardware requirements of the Organization, Software Requirements of the organization, Network Management, Routine Network administration and maintenance, Research and troubleshooting (i.e. Helpdesk management), backup management etc.
Qualifications Required:
Bachelors or Masters Degree in Computer Science/Electronics Engineering or MCA from good institutes. Certification in NT administration. In-depth knowledge of Window OS Administration (NT, 9X) Excellent Networking concepts especially on Network Installation, LAN Management, Management of dedicated links and Network equipments etc. Good Understanding of Mail server management and handling. Good Hardware Understanding. Good knowledge of Backup systems and procedures. In-depth knowledge of security systems and procedures. Good response management system. Good knowledge of Linux Administration.


9. Software/Senior Software Engineer (Protocol/Device Drivers software)
Experience (1-6 years of relevant experience)
Description of Duties:
Responsibilities include design, development, documentation, and testing of software for programmable chipsets for data and voice traffic in broadband access networks, in Systems On Chip (SOC) environment, that (any one or more of the following):
Handle Data traffic using protocols like ATM (dealing with QOS issues), Frame Relay, HDLC and PPP.
Handle Voice over Packets (VoATM and VOIP), Voice over STM (Synchronous Transfer Mode).
Handle Protocol Inter Working at Layer-2
Writing Device Drivers for protocols for both host and device side.
Qualifications Required:
Bachelors or Masters Degree in Computer Science/Electronics Engineering from good institutes.
Ability to Design various modules presenting effective alternate design options.
In-depth knowledge and expertise in handling various Datastructures.
High Level of proficiency in C programming.
In-depth knowledge of OS concepts (such as Scheduling, Memory Management and Access, Process & Task Organization) Experience in design & development for Embedded Systems.
Good understanding of any or more of industry standard RTOS such as VxWorks, PSOS, Nucleus.
Good knowledge in any or more of Datacom /Telecom Technology areas such as ATM, VoATM, VoIP, IP domain protocols, VPN protocols, MPLS Protocols.
Ability to write, develop design alternatives, debugging of device drivers.
Proficiency in concepts like generic device driver structure, NDIS framework, data flow in NDIS framework, PNP aware drivers etc.
Good understanding of Link level protocols like USB, Ethernet etc.

10.   Lab Management/Configuration Management

              Experience (1-4 years of relevant experience)

              Overall profile includes responsibilities like managing the lab, maintaining inventory of the lab, setting up test beds as per  
                    specifications,generating releases etc.

                  - Experience 2 years plus in Lab services management and support, configuration management
                 - Diploma in Engineering/BE/BTech
                  - System Admininstration and Networking knowledge.
                  - Good Interpersonal Skills and  customer service orientation

             People from established Software & Networking R&D companies will be a good fit.



11.    Software Engineer/Senior software Engineer (Windows Application)

           Experience (1-5 years of relevant experience)

            Knowledge of Windows APIs
           - Experience of GUI development on Windows
            - Experience of writing applications on Windows
            - 2 years plus experience
            - Good knowledge of VC++ / C++

              Qualifications Required:

             Bachelors or Masters Degree in Computer Science/Electronics Engineering or MCA from good institutes.

About GlobeSpan

GlobeSpan India is a 100% subsidiary of GlobespanVirata INC. GlobespanVirata is the world's leading provider of broadband communications solutions for consumer, enterprise, personal computer and service provider markets. GlobespanVirata delivers complete system-level high-speed, cost-effective and flexible DSL and wireless networking chip sets, software and reference designs to leading global manufacturers of broadband access and wireless networking equipment. The company's products include broadband system-level solutions for modems, routers, residential gateways, and DSLAMs, as well as a wide variety of wireless networking chip sets and reference designs that are enabling a new generation of wireless connectivity in notebooks, PDAs, digital cameras, MP3 players and other handheld networking appliances.
GlobespanVirata applies the industry's longest history in DSL and wireless networking development and deployment to offer unparalleled support to its more than 400 customers in bringing its proven broadband and wireless networking solutions to market. GlobespanVirata INC is headquartered in New Jersey USA and is listed at NASDAQ (NASDAQ:GSPN).
GlobeSpan India is the R&D center of GlobespanVirata Inc., and based in Noida and has an employee strength of over 90. GlobespanVirata has plans of doubling its strength in the Noida center within next 6 months. At the India center we work on the system software required for latest product offerings of GlobespanVirata that are complete system on chip based solutions.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm
just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window ...so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
"Hello."
"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me!," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."
Then I called Asshole #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are?"
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew. NOW, I feel better.......

Anger management at it's very best!

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hoping to hear from other of my club.. see yaaa

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