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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up. When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm
just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window ...so, I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?" "Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.
"Hello."
"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me!," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."
Then I called Asshole #2.
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are?"
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew. NOW, I feel better.......

Anger management at it's very best!

#96

From: sharad soren <sharadsoren@...>
Date:: Tue Nov 25, 2003 8:21 am
Subject:: (No subject)

sharadsoren

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hi everybody i was from dce 93 batch electrical..
hoping to hear from other of my club.. see yaaa

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#95

From: santoshn@...
Date:: Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:31 am
Subject:: RE: RE:

santoshn@...

Let's meet up for coffee in spinneys ramada  today or tomorrow evening.

Rgds
Santosh

-----Original Message-----
From: Amit Bhargav [mailto:amit_bhargav@...]
Sent: Sunday, September 21, 2003 3:25 PM
To: dce93@...; amitbansal@...; atulbansal@...;
barara@...; mkarki@...; nirusharma@...;
pcookie@...; puneetkukreja@...; rahul.123@...;
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Subject: Fwd: RE: [dce93] Tips

Hi All,

I am forwarding a copyof this email to all DCE 93 batchmates. Hope all
addresses are still valid.

I am presently working for York AC and Refgn Inc based in Dubai. Contact nos

in Dubai
+971 50 4562633 (mobile)
+971 4 3477740 (Off)
+971 4 3477204 (fax)

Postal Address : PO Box 31065, Dubai, UAE

with best wishes from
Amit


>From: Ashwani Dudeja <ashwani.dudeja@...>
>Reply-To: dce93@...
>To: 'Rajiv Varshney' <rajiv_varshney@...>,
>"'dce93@...'" <dce93@...>
>Subject: RE: [dce93] Tips
>Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 10:41:02 +0530
>
>Thanks Rajiv - some of the persons in the list sent by you are already
>members of our group. I have added the rest in the list. Where are you
>now-a-days?
>
>Dear All,
>
>Our list is growing fast (51 members with few duplications) and here are
>some of the useful tips for all of you who want to manage your
>subscriptions
>to this group:
>
>To post a message to entire group, send e-mail to dce93@...
><mailto:dce93@...>
>To view the group home page visit http://in.groups.yahoo.com/group/dce93/
><http://in.groups.yahoo.com/group/dce93/>
>To subscribe to the group, either use the link provided on the home page of
>our group OR send a blank mail to dce93-subscribe@...
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>To (a) manage your subscription, (b) change your email ID, (c) view the
>member list and database, (d) participate in the web poll and (e) post
>messages from the group homepage, you will need to create a yahooID and do
>the necessary changes in your profile by logging on to
>http://in.groups.yahoo.com/group/dce93/
><http://in.groups.yahoo.com/group/dce93/>
>
>For the benefit of all, I am attaching herewith the most updated list of
>emailID's subscribed to our group. Once again, I request you all to promote
>the group by sending the whereabouts / email IDs of as many persons (DCE 93
>batch) as possible.
>
>Thanks and regards,
>
>ASHWANI K DUDEJA
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Rajiv Varshney [ mailto:rajiv_varshney@...
><mailto:rajiv_varshney@...> ]
>Sent: Thursday, September 18, 2003 8:57 PM
>To: ashwani.dudeja@...
>Subject: Re: [dce93] Welcome the new members!
>
>
>Dudeja sir,
>
>Acha kaam karte ho... we do need some such group. I am sending you a ton
>load of emails (of 93 batch). Though I am not sure if they want to be
>included, or if these email ID's are even current. You may want to try them
>out.
>
>vishal_goyal@...; ubhatt@...;
>anils@...;
>Sitesh.Prasad@...; ssinha@...; sethsaheb@...;
>sameer@...; krishnan_rajesh@...;
>nishchal.dutta@...; mjainy@...; avhome2001@...;
>ajaytakra@...
>
>Rajiv
>

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#94

From: Ashwani Dudeja <ashwani.dudeja@...>
Date:: Thu Nov 20, 2003 5:07 am
Subject:: FW: Lighter Side of Life

akdudeja

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A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The

husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn and his wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides

to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat

out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her

book.

Along comes a law enforcement officer in his boat. He pulls up alongside

the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't it obvious?").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write

you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the

woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the officer.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

The officer says, "Have a nice day."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also

think..

#93

From: "Seth, Sanjeev" <Sanjeev_Seth@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 19, 2003 7:10 am
Subject:: FW: Stress Management

Sanjeev_Seth@...

> A lecturer was giving a lecture to his  student on stress management.
>
> He raised a glass of water and asked the  audience, "How heavy do you
think
> this glass of water is?"
>
> The students' answers ranged from 20g to 500gm.
>
> "It does not matter on the absolute weight.  It depends on how long you
hold
> it.
>
> If I hold it for a minute, it is OK.
>
> If I hold it for an hour, I will have an  ache in my right arm.
>
> If I hold it for a day, you will have to call an ambulance.
>
> It is the exact same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it
> becomes."
>
> "If we carry our burdens all the time,  sooner or later, we will not be
able
> to carry on, the burden becoming increasingly heavier."
>
> "What you have to do is to put the glass  down, rest for a while before
> holding it up again."
>
> We have to put down the burden periodically, so that we can be refreshed
and
> are able to carry on.
>
> So before you return home from work tonight, put the burden of work down.
>
> Don't carry it back home. You can pick it up tomorrow.
>
> Whatever burdens you are having now on your shoulders, let it down for a
> moment if you can.
>
> Pick it up again later when you have rested...
>
>
> Rest and relax.
>
> Life is short, enjoy it!!!

#92

From: SANJAY GERA <sxgera@...>
Date:: Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:21 pm
Subject:: Re: Rohit Goel

sxgera@...

Hi Manish,

Please note the e-mail ID of Rohit Goel, if you haven't got it yet. He is in Houstan at present.

rgoel1@bechtel.com

Regards

Sanjay Gera

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#91

From: santoshn@...
Date:: Tue Nov 18, 2003 5:51 am
Subject:: An apple tree and a boy

santoshn@...

Apple Tree

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come
and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples,
took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to
play with him. Time went by... the little boy had grown up and he no
longer played around the tree everyday.
One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play
with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play
around trees anymore."
The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."

"Sorry, but I don't have money... but you can pick all my apples and
sell them. So, you will have money."
The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left
happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree
was sad.
One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play
with me" the tree said.
"I don't have t ime to play. I have to work for my family. We need a
house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to
build your house."

So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree
was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then. The
tree was again lonely and sad.
One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted. "Come
and play with me!" the tree said.
"I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you
give me a boat?"
"Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."
So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went
sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my
boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for
you... " the tree said.
"I don't have teeth to bite" the boy rep lied.

"No more truck for you to climb on"

"I am too old for that now" the boy said.

"I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying
roots" the tree said with tears.
"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these
years." The boy replied.
"Good! Old tree roots is the best place to lean on and rest. Come, sit
down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and
smiled with tears.......
This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young,
we loved to play with Mom and Dad...
When we grow up, we leave them... only come to them when we need
something or when we are in trouble.
No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they
could to make you happy.

11/18/2003 9:49:08 AM

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#90

From: jkumar004@...
Date:: Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:25 pm
Subject:: Opportunity

jkumar004@...

Dear Batchmates

IBM US is planning to hire SAP resources in the first quarter next year. If
anyone of you are interested please keep looking at the website
http://www-1.ibm.com/employment/

Good luck.

Jeetu

#89

From: manish_bhatia@...
Date:: Thu Nov 13, 2003 4:28 am
Subject:: Rohit Goel

manish_bhatia@...

Any  one  in DCE  egroup has Rohit Goel's  contact  no, - addresss/phone no
/ email

Pls  get back  It is urgent



Manish





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#88

From: "Ashwani K Dudeja" <ashwani.dudeja@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 12, 2003 12:34 pm
Subject:: Fw: Amazing

akdudeja

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is
taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be
a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

#87

From: "Seth, Sanjeev" <Sanjeev_Seth@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:13 am
Subject:: FW: Think about others ---(BEER)

Sanjeev_Seth@...

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
  drink      I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and
think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer,
they might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."   Jack Handy


"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not." ~

              Stephen  Wright

    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,we
fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ BrianO'Rourke

#86

From: "Seth, Sanjeev" <Sanjeev_Seth@...>
Date:: Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:41 pm
Subject:: FW: Excellent Joke

Sanjeev_Seth@...

good joke . puneet .. pls dont mind !!!





> > Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at
> > Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
> >
> > The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
> >
> > Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
> > gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee
express
> > 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM
PAR
> > aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur
> > tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
> >
> > Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode.
> >
> > Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
> > Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
> >
> >
>
>

#85

From: "Vishal Kumar" <vishalkmr@...>
Date:: Sat Oct 25, 2003 10:22 am
Subject:: Happy Diwali

vishalkmr@...

Wishing you a very happy diwali...

Vishal, Arti and Avi

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#84

From: Manish Jain <mjainy@...>
Date:: Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:03 am
Subject:: HAPPY DIWALI !!!

mjainy@...

WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS DIWALI.

From::

Manish, Mamta & Ashwin jain.

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#83

From: "Ashish Singhal" <ashish.singhal@...>
Date:: Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:32 am
Subject:: Re: Happy Diwali

ashish.singhal@...

Wish you and your famalies a very happy, enjoyable and Safe Diwali.

For all the DCE Delhities, how about a re-union on 1st Nov (Diner -
Saturday).

Pl. confirm once you are thru with Diwali.


cheers


Ashish Singhal
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#82

From: Nirupama Sharma <nirusharma@...>
Date:: Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:20 am
Subject:: Happy Diwali

nirusharma@...

hi everybody
Wishing you all a great Diwali .......
nirupama

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#80

From: "Ajay Arora" <ajay.arora@...>
Date:: Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:07 pm
Subject:: Re: RE: IQ test

ajay.arora@...

Dear Batch of 93,

Wishing you and your family a very Happy & Prosperous Diwali.
May the festival of lights bring health, wealth and joy to all of you in
the years ahead.

Ajay Arora



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Dear All,
Wish you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwali.


Regards

Ajay Takra

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>
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>
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#79

From: "ajay takra" <ajaytakra@...>
Date:: Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:41 pm
Subject:: Re: RE: IQ test

ajaytakra@...

Dear All,
Wish you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwali.

Regards

Ajay Takra

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#78

From: jkumar004@...
Date:: Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:44 pm
Subject:: RE: Diwali wishes !

jkumar004@...

Dear Gulshan

Wish you & your family the same....Do convey my regrads to Uncle and Auntie....

Ye Diwali bahot sare khusiya laye

Jeetu
> Jeetu
>
> My Sincere Wishes to you & all your family members too.
> Take care of every body.
>
>
> Hope to see you soon.
>
> Thx
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: jkumar004@... [mailto:jkumar004@...]
> Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 10:03 PM
> To: dce93@...
> Subject: Re: [dce93] Diwali wishes !
>
>
> This is like a pathaka...keep going dude...Wish you everyone Happy And
> Prosperous Diwali
>
> Jeetu
> > Aapko Naye Saal me...
> >
> >                            Chandragupt Ki Shakti
> >                             Meerabai Ki Bhakti
> >
> >                             Ramchandra Ka Gyan
> >                                Karan Ka Daan
> >
> >                             Einstein Ki Buddhi
> >                            Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi
> >
> >                              Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
> >                             India Ki Parampara
> >
> >                             Vajpayee Ki Maryada
> >                              Nizaam Ki Sampada
> >

> >                          Michael Jordan Ki Salary
> >                          Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary
> >
> >                          Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
> >                           Sweetheart Ka Amarprem
> >
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> >
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> >
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> >
> >                             Worldtour Ka Ticket
> >                             Tendulkar Ka Wicket
> >
> >                         Administrator Ke Passwords
> >                              Jokes Ke Forwards
> >
> >                               Mercedez Ki Car

> >                               Diamond Ka Haar
> >
> >                  Aur Logon Ka Dher Saraa Pyar Prapt Ho...
> >
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> >
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#77

From: "rakesh valecha" <rakeshvalecha@...>
Date:: Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:45 am
Subject:: RE: IQ test

rakeshvalecha@...

Dear All,

Wishing you and your family a Happy Diwali.

Cheers

Rakesh

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#76

From: "Dureja, Puneet" <Puneet.Dureja@...>
Date:: Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:16 am
Subject:: RE: Diwali wishes !

Puneet.Dureja@...

You mean that Upender has not changed in the Last 10 Years. Any How Just
Joking....

Wishing You & Your Family a Prosperous & Joyful Deepawali.


Thanks

Puneet

-----Original Message-----
From: Puneet Kukreja [mailto:puneetkukreja@...]
Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 11:54 PM
To: dce93@...
Subject: Re: [dce93] Diwali wishes !


I like the poetic angle to Ashwani's greetings. so here are my 2 bits.....

ashwani ka sense of humor
upendra bhatt ka sense of rumor

you guys can add more if you'd like

Many wishes to all of you !!
Puneet
--- Ashwani Dudeja <ashwani.dudeja@...> wrote:
> Aapko Naye Saal me...
>
>                            Chandragupt Ki Shakti
>                             Meerabai Ki Bhakti
>
>                             Ramchandra Ka Gyan
>                                Karan Ka Daan
>
>                             Einstein Ki Buddhi
>                            Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi
>
>                              Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
>                             India Ki Parampara
>
>                             Vajpayee Ki Maryada
>                              Nizaam Ki Sampada
>
>                          Michael Jordan Ki Salary
>                          Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary
>
>                          Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
>                           Sweetheart Ka Amarprem
>
>                             Microsoft Ke Share
>                               Rupiyo Ke Dher
>
>                               Tata Ke Senses
>                             Ambani Ke Licenses
>
>                               Birla Ka Bangla
>                              Daler Ka Bhangra
>
>                              Amitabh Ki Style
>                              Madhuri Ki Smile
>
>                           Shahrukh Ki Personality
>                           Aishwarya Ki Popularity
>
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>
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#75

From: "Arora, Gulshan (MED)" <Gulshan.Arora@...>
Date:: Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:19 am
Subject:: RE: Diwali wishes !

Gulshan.Arora@...

Jeetu

My Sincere Wishes to you & all your family members too.
Take care of every body.


Hope to see you soon.

Thx

-----Original Message-----
From: jkumar004@... [mailto:jkumar004@...]
Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 10:03 PM
To: dce93@...
Subject: Re: [dce93] Diwali wishes !


This is like a pathaka...keep going dude...Wish you everyone Happy And
Prosperous Diwali

Jeetu
> Aapko Naye Saal me...
>
>                            Chandragupt Ki Shakti
>                             Meerabai Ki Bhakti
>
>                             Ramchandra Ka Gyan
>                                Karan Ka Daan
>
>                             Einstein Ki Buddhi
>                            Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi
>
>                              Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
>                             India Ki Parampara
>
>                             Vajpayee Ki Maryada
>                              Nizaam Ki Sampada
>
>                          Michael Jordan Ki Salary
>                          Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary
>
>                          Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
>                           Sweetheart Ka Amarprem
>
>                             Microsoft Ke Share
>                               Rupiyo Ke Dher
>
>                               Tata Ke Senses
>                             Ambani Ke Licenses
>
>                               Birla Ka Bangla
>                              Daler Ka Bhangra
>
>                              Amitabh Ki Style
>                              Madhuri Ki Smile
>
>                           Shahrukh Ki Personality
>                           Aishwarya Ki Popularity
>
>                             Worldtour Ka Ticket
>                             Tendulkar Ka Wicket
>
>                         Administrator Ke Passwords
>                              Jokes Ke Forwards
>
>                               Mercedez Ki Car
>                               Diamond Ka Haar
>
>                  Aur Logon Ka Dher Saraa Pyar Prapt Ho...
>
>              Wish you a Happy Diwali and a Prosperous New Year
>
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#74

From: Puneet Kukreja <puneetkukreja@...>
Date:: Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:23 pm
Subject:: Re: Diwali wishes !

Puneetkukreja

Offline

I like the poetic angle to Ashwani's greetings. so here are my 2 bits.....

ashwani ka sense of humor
upendra bhatt ka sense of rumor

you guys can add more if you'd like

Many wishes to all of you !!
Puneet
--- Ashwani Dudeja <ashwani.dudeja@...> wrote:
> Aapko Naye Saal me...
>
>                            Chandragupt Ki Shakti
>                             Meerabai Ki Bhakti
>
>                             Ramchandra Ka Gyan
>                                Karan Ka Daan
>
>                             Einstein Ki Buddhi
>                            Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi
>
>                              Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
>                             India Ki Parampara
>
>                             Vajpayee Ki Maryada
>                              Nizaam Ki Sampada
>
>                          Michael Jordan Ki Salary
>                          Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary
>
>                          Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
>                           Sweetheart Ka Amarprem
>
>                             Microsoft Ke Share
>                               Rupiyo Ke Dher
>
>                               Tata Ke Senses
>                             Ambani Ke Licenses
>
>                               Birla Ka Bangla
>                              Daler Ka Bhangra
>
>                              Amitabh Ki Style
>                              Madhuri Ki Smile
>
>                           Shahrukh Ki Personality
>                           Aishwarya Ki Popularity
>
>                             Worldtour Ka Ticket
>                             Tendulkar Ka Wicket
>
>                         Administrator Ke Passwords
>                              Jokes Ke Forwards
>
>                               Mercedez Ki Car
>                               Diamond Ka Haar
>
>                  Aur Logon Ka Dher Saraa Pyar Prapt Ho...
>
>              Wish you a Happy Diwali and a Prosperous New Year
>
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#73

From: jkumar004@...
Date:: Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:32 pm
Subject:: Re: Diwali wishes !

jkumar004@...

This is like a pathaka...keep going dude...Wish you everyone Happy And
Prosperous Diwali

Jeetu
> Aapko Naye Saal me...
>
>                            Chandragupt Ki Shakti
>                             Meerabai Ki Bhakti
>
>                             Ramchandra Ka Gyan
>                                Karan Ka Daan
>
>                             Einstein Ki Buddhi
>                            Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi
>
>                              Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
>                             India Ki Parampara
>
>                             Vajpayee Ki Maryada
>                              Nizaam Ki Sampada
>
>                          Michael Jordan Ki Salary
>                          Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary
>
>                          Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
>                           Sweetheart Ka Amarprem
>
>                             Microsoft Ke Share
>                               Rupiyo Ke Dher
>
>                               Tata Ke Senses
>                             Ambani Ke Licenses
>
>                               Birla Ka Bangla
>                              Daler Ka Bhangra
>
>                              Amitabh Ki Style
>                              Madhuri Ki Smile
>
>                           Shahrukh Ki Personality
>                           Aishwarya Ki Popularity
>
>                             Worldtour Ka Ticket
>                             Tendulkar Ka Wicket
>
>                         Administrator Ke Passwords
>                              Jokes Ke Forwards
>
>                               Mercedez Ki Car
>                               Diamond Ka Haar
>
>                  Aur Logon Ka Dher Saraa Pyar Prapt Ho...
>
>              Wish you a Happy Diwali and a Prosperous New Year
>
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#72

From: Ashwani Dudeja <ashwani.dudeja@...>
Date:: Wed Oct 22, 2003 12:13 pm
Subject:: Diwali wishes !

akdudeja

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Aapko Naye Saal me...

                            Chandragupt Ki Shakti
                             Meerabai Ki Bhakti

                             Ramchandra Ka Gyan
                                Karan Ka Daan

                             Einstein Ki Buddhi
                            Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi

                              Gandhi Ki Ahimsa
                             India Ki Parampara

                             Vajpayee Ki Maryada
                              Nizaam Ki Sampada

                          Michael Jordan Ki Salary
                          Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary

                          Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
                           Sweetheart Ka Amarprem

                             Microsoft Ke Share
                               Rupiyo Ke Dher

                               Tata Ke Senses
                             Ambani Ke Licenses

                               Birla Ka Bangla
                              Daler Ka Bhangra

                              Amitabh Ki Style
                              Madhuri Ki Smile

                           Shahrukh Ki Personality
                           Aishwarya Ki Popularity

                             Worldtour Ka Ticket
                             Tendulkar Ka Wicket

                         Administrator Ke Passwords
                              Jokes Ke Forwards

                               Mercedez Ki Car
                               Diamond Ka Haar

                  Aur Logon Ka Dher Saraa Pyar Prapt Ho...

              Wish you a Happy Diwali and a Prosperous New Year

#71

From: manish_bhatia@...
Date:: Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:59 am
Subject:: RE: IQ test

manish_bhatia@...

I managed  20



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i managed 23 of them.

Rgds
Amit Bansal


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Reply-To: dce93@...
To: dce93@...
Subject: RE: [dce93] IQ test
Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 12:39:12 -0700 (PDT)

I managed a score of 16
Regards
Deep

Vikas Gupta <Vikas_Gupta02@...> wrote:
Chitra and I together scored 19.

Best regards

Vikas Gupta


-----Original Message-----
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Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 7:17 PM
To: 'dce93@...'
Subject: [dce93] IQ test

Hi All - Just try this little interesting test .............

and do get back with your results.....

Bye the way, I scored 11
Regards,

ASHWANI


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#70

From: "Seth, Sanjeev" <Sanjeev_Seth@...>
Date:: Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:15 am
Subject:: RE: IQ test

Sanjeev_Seth@...

I also managed 23

rgds

-----Original Message-----
From: Amit Bansal [mailto:amitbansal@...]
Sent: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 4:32 PM
To: dce93@...
Subject: RE: [dce93] IQ test

i managed 23 of them.

Rgds
Amit Bansal

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Reply-To: dce93@...
To: dce93@...
Subject: RE: [dce93] IQ test
Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 12:39:12 -0700 (PDT)

I managed a score of 16
Regards
Deep

Vikas Gupta <Vikas_Gupta02@...> wrote:
Chitra and I together scored 19.

Best regards

Vikas Gupta

-----Original Message-----
From: Ashwani Dudeja [mailto:ashwani.dudeja@...]
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 7:17 PM
To: 'dce93@...'
Subject: [dce93] IQ test

Hi All - Just try this little interesting test .............

and do get back with your results.....

Bye the way, I scored 11
Regards,

ASHWANI

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#69

From: "ajay takra" <ajaytakra@...>
Date:: Wed Oct 22, 2003 7:03 am
Subject:: Re: RE: IQ test

ajaytakra@...

Hi!

I scored 16.

Regards

Ajay Takra

On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 Ashish Singhal wrote :
>I scored 16.
>
>cheers
>ashish
>
>
>
> > i managed 23 of them.
> >
> > Rgds
> > Amit Bansal
> >
> >
> > ----Original Message Follows----
> > From: Biswadeep Ghosh <bghosh_29@...>
> > Reply-To: dce93@...
> > To: dce93@...
> > Subject: RE: [dce93] IQ test
> > Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 12:39:12 -0700 (PDT)
> >
> > I managed a score of 16
> > Regards
> > Deep
> >
> > Vikas Gupta <Vikas_Gupta02@...> wrote:
> > Chitra and I together scored 19.
> >
> > Best regards
> >
> > Vikas Gupta
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Ashwani Dudeja [mailto:ashwani.dudeja@...]
> > Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 7:17 PM
> > To: 'dce93@...'
> > Subject: [dce93] IQ test
> >
> > Hi All - Just try this little interesting test .............
> >
> > and do get back with your results.....
> >
> > Bye the way, I scored 11
> > Regards,
> >
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#68

From: "Ashish Singhal" <ashish.singhal@...>
Date:: Tue Oct 21, 2003 2:54 pm
Subject:: RE: IQ test

ashish.singhal@...

I scored 16.

cheers
ashish



> i managed 23 of them.
>
> Rgds
> Amit Bansal
>
>
> ----Original Message Follows----
> From: Biswadeep Ghosh <bghosh_29@...>
> Reply-To: dce93@...
> To: dce93@...
> Subject: RE: [dce93] IQ test
> Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 12:39:12 -0700 (PDT)
>
> I managed a score of 16
> Regards
> Deep
>
> Vikas Gupta <Vikas_Gupta02@...> wrote:
> Chitra and I together scored 19.
>
> Best regards
>
> Vikas Gupta
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ashwani Dudeja [mailto:ashwani.dudeja@...]
> Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 7:17 PM
> To: 'dce93@...'
> Subject: [dce93] IQ test
>
> Hi All - Just try this little interesting test .............
>
> and do get back with your results.....
>
> Bye the way, I scored 11
> Regards,
>
> ASHWANI
>
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