This is bound to make you all smile :)
1.
Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming
language. We have
some set functions like flirting, going to movies
together, making
long conversations on phone and then try to fit all
functions to the
candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented
programming approach.
We first fix the candidate and then try to implement
functions on
her. The main object is fixed and various functions
are added to
supplement the main program. The functions can be
added or deleted.


2
Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as
client
requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic
system and
difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so
use of waterfall
model is possible.


3
Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware
alled parents
are not responding.

Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.


4
Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are
responsible for
implementation and execution of PROJECT- married
life.

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project
leader
(parents) so they are responsible for successful
execution of project
Married life.


5
Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting
feature as Spouse
cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in
the SRS as
required features.



6
Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try
before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where
is basis.
Product once sold will not be taken back!



7
Love Marriage is like Windows, beautiful n
seductive........ yet one
never knows when it will crash........

Arranged Marriage is like Unix..boring n colorless...
still extremely
reliable n robust.

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The person who belittles you is only trying to cut you down to their size.

Siddheshwar Rathi
M.TECH (CS)
ISI KOLKATA



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