Teacher: make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...
Twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...
Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya
SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
MAN: Its 3:15.
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer
U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE.
It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT
In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT...
& In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d
Lock...!!!
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai....
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do......
Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo,
Ho sake to kisis nek se karo,
Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar,
Kam se KAm Try to har Ek se Karo...!
I l I lo I lov I love I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
Dil k dard ko zuban par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch lagate nahi.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya
Saath Main Teri Khushboo Laya
Tabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aaya
Mera Dost Aaj Bhi Nahin Nahaya
The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Haye La, Puncture!!!
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like
u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the
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