Hey guys, this is how you should treat your girlfriend
Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn't treat you like this, Then send it to them or print it out and send it to em'. And if you dont got a man, make sure you find one that will treat you like this! This is really sweet! Aww!
While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly
Lay down under the stars and out her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you
Ok, now if you send this to: 01 person~ your wish will come true in 6 months 02 people~ your wish will come true in 1 month 03 people~ your wish will come true in 2 weeks 05 people~ your wish will come true in 1 week 10 people~ your wish will come true
tomorrow 20 people~ your wish will come true in 2 hours
BUT!
If you don't send it to anyone, you will have bad luck in your love life forever and you will be humiliated infront of everyone you like!!
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Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your "number" in the "Subject" and Pass it on! Have fun!
Your birth date
describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit.
A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.
1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1's : Tom Hanks, Robert
Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch, Samuel L. Jackson
#2 - THE PEACEMAKER
2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical
and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2's : President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Orlando Bloom, David Beckham
# 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic.
They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view. Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster, LL Cool J
# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE
4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4's : Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey
# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST
5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation.
The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller, Mark Hamil, Colin Farrell, Scott Speedman
# 6 - THE ROMANTIC
6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot. Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn, Salma Hayek
#7 - THE INTELLECTUAL
7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept
things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large. Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Joan Baez, Princess Diana, Johnny Depp, Shah Rukh Khan
# 8 - THE BIG SHOT
8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.
Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus, Jack Davenport, Michelle Rodriguez
#9 - THE PERFORMER
9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation. Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley, Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean!)
You are the most precious thing, in my life today. You mean more to me than anyone else, and I hope you're here to stay.
What I feel for you lies deep, deep within my heart. The amount of love you see, is merely just a part.
Not even these poems, that you inspire me to write, can describe how I adore you, or how I dream of you day and night. You fill my head with
things, I've never thought before. You've let me feel true love, and you let my heart soar.
You are all I've ever wanted, and all I'll ever need. Because you my sweet angel, are the most precious thing.
From Urs
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JANUARY * Ambitious and serious * Loves to teach and be taught * Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses * Likes to criticise * Hardworking and productive * Smart, neat and organised * Sensitive and has deep thoughts * Knows how to make others happy * Quiet unless excited or tensed * Rather reserved * Highly attentive * Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds * Romantic but has difficulties expressing love * Loves children * Homely person * Loyal * Needs to improve social abilities * Easily jealous
FEBRUARY * Abstract thoughts * Loves reality and abstract * Intelligent and clever * Changing personality * Temperamental * Quiet, shy and humble * Low self esteem * Honest and loyal * Determined to reach goals * Loves freedom * Rebellious when restricted * Loves aggressiveness * Too sensitive
and easily hurt * Showing anger easily * Dislike unnecessary things * Loves making friends but rarely shows it * Daring and stubborn * Ambitious * Realising dreams and hopes * Sharp * Loves entertainment and leisure * Romantic on the inside not outside * Supersticious and ludicrous * Spendthrift * Learns to show emotions
MARCH * Attractive personality * Affectionate * Shy and reserved * Secretive * Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic * Loves peace and serenity * Sensitive to others * Loves to serve others * Not easily angered * Trustworthy * Appreciative and returns kindness * Observant and assess others * Revengeful * Loves to dream and fantasize * Loves travelling * Loves attention * Hasty decisions in choosing partners * Loves home decors * Musically talented * Loves special things * Moody
APRIL * Active and dynamic * Decisive and hasteful but
tends to regret * Attractive and affectionate to oneself * Strong mentality * Loves attention * Diplomatic * Consoling * Friendly and solves people's problems * Brave and fearless * Adventurous * Loving and caring * Suave and generous * Emotional * Revengeful * Agressive * Hasty * Good memory * Moving * Motivate oneself and the others * Sickness usually of the head and chest * Easily get too jealous
MAY * Stubborn and hard-hearted * Strong-willed and highly motivated * Sharp thoughts * Easily angered * Attracts others and loves attention * Deep feelings * Beautiful physically and mentally * Firm standpoint * Easily influenced * Needs no motivation * Easily consoled * Systematic (left brain) * Loves to dream * Strong clairvoyance * Understanding * Sickness usually in the ear and neck * Good imagination * Good debating skills * Good physical * Weak
breathing * Loves literature and the arts * Loves travelling * Dislike being at home * Restless * Hardworking * High spirited * Spendthrift
JUNE * Thinks far with vision * Easily influenced by kindness * Polite and soft-spoken * Having lots of ideas * Sensitive * Active mind * Hesitating * Tends to delay * Choosy and always wants the best * Temperamental * Funny and humorous * Loves to joke * Good debating skills * Talkative * Daydreamer * Friendly * Knows how to make friends * Abiding * Able to show character * Easily hurt * Prone to getting colds * Loves to dress up * Easily bored * Fussy * Seldom show emotions * Takes time to recover when hurt * Brand conscious * Executive * Stubborn * Those who loves me are enemies * Those who hates me are friends
JULY * Fun to be with * Secretive * Difficult to fathom and to be understood * Quiet
unless excited or tensed * Takes pride in oneself * Has reputation * Easily consoled * Honest * Concern about people's feelings * Tactful * Friendly * Approachable * Very emotional * Tempramental and unpredictable * Moody and easily hurt * Witty and sarky * Sentimental * Not revengeful * Forgiving but never forgets * Dislike nonsensical and unnecessary things * Guides others physically and mentally * Sensitive and forms impressions carefully * Caring and loving * Treats others equally * Strong sense of sympathy * Wary and sharp * Judge people through observations * Hardworking * No difficulties in studying * Loves to be alone * Always broods about the past and the old friends * Likes to be quiet * Homely person * Waits for friends * Never looks for friends * Not aggressive unless provoked * Prone to having stomach and dieting problems * Loves to be loved * Easily hurt
but takes long to recover * Overly concerned * Puts in effort in work
AUGUST * Loves to joke * Attractive * Suave and caring * Brave and fearless * Firm and has leadership qualities * Knows how to console others * Too generous and egoistic * Taked high pride of oneself * Thirsty for praises * Extraodinary spirit * Easily angered * Angry when provoked * Easily jealous * Observant * Careful and cautious * Thinks quickly * Independent thoughts * Loves to lead and to be led * Loves to dream * Talented in the arts, music and defence * Sensitive but not petty * Poor resistance against illnesses * Learns to relax * Hasty and rushy * Romantic * Loving and caring * Loves to make friends
SEPTEMBER * Suave and compromising * Careful, cautious and organised * Likes to point out people's mistakes * Likes to criticize * Quiet but able to talk well * Calm and cool *
Kind and sympathetic * Concerned and detailed * Trustworthy, loyal and honest * Does work well * Sensitive * Thinking * Good memory * Clever and knowledgeable * Loves to look for information * Must control oneself when criticising * Able to motivate oneself * Understanding * Secretive * Loves sports, leisure and travelling * Hardly shows emotions * Tends to bottle up feelings * Choosy especially in relationships * Loves wide things * Systematic
OCTOBER * Loves to chat * Loves those who loves him * Loves to takes things at the centre * Attractive and suave * Inner and physical beauty * Does not lie or pretend * Sympathetic * Treats friends importantly * Always making friends * Easily hurt but recovers easily * Bad tempered * Selfish * Seldom helps unless asked * Daydreamer * Very opinionated * Does not care of what others think * Emotional * Decisive *
Strong clairvoyance * Loves to travel, the arts and literature * Soft-spoken, loving and caring * Romantic * Touchy and easily jealous * Concerned * Loves outdoors * Just and fair * Spendthrift and easily influenced * Easily lose confidence
NOVEMBER * Has a lot of ideas * Difficult to fathom * Thinks forward * Unique and brilliant * Extraodinary ideas * Sharp thinking * Fine and strong clairvoyance * Can become good doctors * Careful and cautious * Dynamic in personality * Secretive * Inquisitive * Knows how to dig secrets * Always thinking * Less talkative but amiable * Brave and generous * Patient * Stubborn and hard-hearted * If there is a will, there is a way * Determined * Never give up * Hardly become angry unless provoked * Loves to be alone * Thinks differently from others * Sharp-minded * Motivates oneself * Does not appreciates praises *
High-spirited * Well-built and tough * Deep love and emotions * Romantic * Uncertain in relationships * Homely * Hardworking * High abilities * Trustworhty * Honest and keeps secrets * Not able to control emotions * Unpredictable
DECEMBER * Loyal and generous * Patriotic * Active in games and interactions * Impatient and hasty * Ambitious * Influential in organisations * Fun to be with * Loves to socialise * Loves praises * Loves attention * Loves to be loved * Honest and trustworthy * Not pretending * Short tempered * Changing personality * Not egoistic * Takes high pride in oneself * Hates restrictions * Loves to joke * Good sense of humor * Logical
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Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood, William Melling as Nigel and Alfred Enoch as Dean Thomas in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Bonnie Wright as Ginny Weasley, Shefali Chowdhury as Parvati Patil, Oliver Phelps as George Weasley, Afshan Azad as Padma Patil, Katie Leung as Cho Chang, James Phelps as Fred Weasley in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Ryan Nelson as Slightly Creepy Boy, Nick Shim as Somewhat Doubtful Boy, Bonnie Wright as Ginny Weasley, Shefali Chowdhury as Parvati Patil, Oliver Phelps as George Weasley, Afshan Azad as Padma Patil, Katie Leung as Cho Chang, James Phelps as Fred Weasley, Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, Matthew Lewis as Neville Longbottom, Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley, Evanna Lynch as Luna Lovegood, William Melling as Nigel and Alfred Enoch as Dean Thomas in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, Matthew Lewis as Neville Longbottom, Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge in Warner Bros.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Emma Watson as Hermione Granger in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge, Emma Thompson as Sybil Trelawney, Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagal and David Bradley as Argus Filch in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Emma Thompson as Sybil Trelawney, Maggie Smith as Minerva McGonagal in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley, Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
Evanna Lynch is Luna Lovegood in Warner Bros. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - 2007
The fifth installment in the Harry Potter series finds Harry's warnings of Voldemort's return scoffed at, and a shift of power at Hogwarts.
Production Status:
In Production/Awaiting Release
Genres:
Action/Adventure, Kids/Family, Romance, Science Fiction/Fantasy and Adaptation
Release Date:
July 13th, 2007 (wide)
Distributors:
Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution
Production Co.:
Wigram Productions, 1492 Pictures, Heyday Films
Studios:
Warner Bros. Pictures, Inc.
Collected By:
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Release Date: July 13th, 2007 (wide)
Release Date Notes: (3/23/03) Because of the lengths of the fourth and this fifth novel (nearly 900 pages!), there have been
reports that each of these books may actually each be produced as two separate films at the same time (like Lord of the Rings and the Matrix sequels), and then released in the same year. With the third film, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, scheduled for release in June, 2004, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire seems likely for 2005 or 2006, which suggests a 2006 or 2007 (or maybe even 2008) release for this movie(s). Of course, the rapid aging of the kids is a big factor in these movies getting made so quickly. (7/5/03) In conjunction with the hype around the publication of
this book, a Warner Bros. spokesperson recently announced that the release target for this movie is four years from now, in the summer of 2007, following the November, 2005 release of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. The studio is timing the movies so that they are each about 15-18 months apart, and in either June or November. Following that logic, we can expect movie #6 to be released in November, 2008 and for the whole thing to wrap up with movie #7 in June, 2010. (7/24/06) Well, I made my guess some three years ago, and it turns out I was only a few weeks off. The official release date has been announced as July 13th, 2007.
Distributor: Warner Bros. Pictures
Distributor Notes: (3/23/03) When Warner Bros. first acquired the rights to produce 'Harry Potter' movies from J.K. Rowling, they only bought the first four films, with a "first look" option
on this fifth in the 7-part series. Warner Bros. is expected to exercise that option, but that hasn't officially been announced yet. The word is that the film rights are expected to be secured by the June 21st, 2003 publication of the novel.
Production Company: 1492 Pictures, Heyday Films (the previous Harry Potter films)
New Characters Notes: (3/23/03) Every new 'Harry Potter'
book/movie introduces new characters (including a new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor), and this one is sure to be no different. (2/4/06) Among the new cast members are Imelda Staunton ( Vera Drake) as the new DADA professor (and Harry's new nemesis), Dolores Umbridge and newcomer Evanna Lynch, who beat out 15,000 other young actresses for the role of Luna Lovegood.. Voldemort acolyte Bellatrix Lestrange (Helen McCrory) and Mrs. Figg (Kathryn Hunter) have also been cast. (8/2/06) Bellatrix Lestrange will be played by Helena Bonham Carter.
Director: David Yates (feature debut; he recently directed the HBO film The Girl in the Cafe)
Director Notes: (3/23/03) Concerning the job of director for this movie, there are four main possibilities at this point: 1)
Alfonso Cuaron ( Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) may sign on for this movie as well; 2) Chris Columbus, who directed the first two movies, might return for the fifth; 3) a new director may come aboard the franchise starting with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and return for this fifth adaptation as well; and 4) someone new might be hired. On that last point, over the years, there have been many, many rumored directors for this or any other HP movie. There will probably be some new names mentioned by the time the job is actually filled. (4/16/03) Chris Columbus told CBBC News recently that he's definitely considering returning to the franchise with this fifth movie. (7/20/05) David
Yates has been announced as the director. He's a well-regarded television director for the BBC, and this will be his first theatrical feature.
Screenwriter Notes: (7/20/05) This will be the first Harry Potter movie not written by Steve Kloves. (2/4/06) Although he won't be writing this film, Steve Kloves is not entirely done with the series just yet. He was recently confirmed as working on the sixth film, 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.'
Based Upon: This movie will be
based upon the fifth novel in the 7-part 'Harry Potter' series, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (which is 896 pages, the longest thus far), by British author J.K. Rowling, which will reach stores (in hardcover) on June 21st, 2003. The previous four films are: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001), Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005 or 2006). (9/28/03) The British tabloid newspaper The Sun reported earlier this month that Warner Bros. has registered two titles that could be the titles of the sixth and seventh novels (and therefore, the sixth and seventh movies). The thing to remember, of course, is that the titles could be red herrings made up by Warner Bros. to throw people off. If they're real, however, the titles are 'Harry Potter and the Mudblood Revolt' and 'Harry Potter and the Quest of the Centaur.'
Premise: Harry Potter returns for his fifth year at Hogwarts still shaken by the tragedy of the previous year's Triwizard Tournament. With the Ministry of Magic denying the truth about Lord Voldemort's return, Harry has come under suspicion from the wizarding community. As Harry struggles with the problems at school, including the hateful new teacher Dolores Umbridge (Staunton), he tries to learn more about the mysterious Order of the Phoenix and their role in the fight against the Dark Lord.
Premise
Note: (3/23/03) I thought it would be fun to make a prediction three months early that the person who dies in this fifth book might be... Ginny Weasley. I say that having not even read the fourth book yet, but I just feel like hers would be the most tragic and poignant death (since she's close to Harry, and more importantly, so young!). The leading bets, however, are on Albus Dumbledore (which would pave the way for a new Hogwart's Headmaster) and Hagrid (who himself is a very tragic character). It's just of my nature to try to predict a "dark horse" candidate in these sort of things... even if I'm wildly wrong about Ginny, I *do* think it will be a surprise. We'll see. When I get the news of who it is in June, I will place the name in a spoiler warning.
(a few hours later) Hmmm... apparently, J.K. Rowling described the deceased as a "fan" of Harry's, which narrows the field considerably, and does indeed suggest it could be Ginny Weasley. In a way, I'm a bit
disappointed that she's revealed that, because I was so proud of thinking of Ginny all by myself! :) Of course, Harry has many "fans" (that word could be interpreted very vaguely to include Hagrid, Dumbledore, or many others).
(3/30/03) I've gotten so many notes from fans about him that I guess I have to mention that another character who is a "fan of Harry", which leads many fans to think he's targeted-for-death is photography enthusiast Colin Creevey. I guess the reason I didn't mention him is that a) this whole thing started when I predicted Ginny *without* the benefit of knowing about the "fan" thing, and b) I figured people could just follow the links below and find out about Colin themselves. Anyway, this is all very academic, because that "fan" thing could be something of a red herring... aren't there about 20+ characters who could be described as fans, almost everyone except Slytherins (and even some of them *sort* of like Harry, like Prof. Snape, for
example)?
Well, those who have read the book in the two weeks since its publication *know* the answer to this question now, but if you don't plan on reading the book, and just want to know which "fan of Harry" dies *anyway*, click and scroll over the following white "spoiler space": Sirius Black, the mysterious figure from the third book who turned out to actually be one of the good guys in the battle against the machinations against Voldemort.
Filming: Production starts on February 6th, 2006 in the United Kingdom, starting in the southern county of Hertfordshire, and then moving to many of the same locations used in past films.
Filming Notes: (3/23/03) There is no known production start date for this film, though I can speculate that it will probably be sometime in 2005. (7/5/03) With the fourth movie not being released until late 2005, my best guess for when this might start filming would be in early 2006.
In early 2006, Daniel Radcliffe, who will be playing the 15-year-old Harry Potter, will only be a year older, at 16 (as will Emma Watson). Rupert Grint, the senior of the starring trio, will be be a 17-year-old playing a 15-year-old. (7/20/05) The film is scheduled to start production on February 1st, 2006.
Genre: Action, Based on a Book, British, Eye Candy, Fantasy, Kids, Romance, Sequel, Supernatural, Teen
I have spoken long enough I have spoken well enough Now let me be silent And see how Silence speaks Hear the words unspoken For you could never speak And whenever I asked you All I could ever hear, was: Your Silence…
Yes, that very Silence of yours Which confused all my life out making me feel miserable day in and day
out Still I kept holding on, hoping on and hanging on… If you could ever speak
Yet you never spoke up Instead, offered me a challenge A challenge to a broken heart? A challenge to a defeated soul? Oh! How Ruthless you could be…
And still you ever want me To keep hearing your silence And make some meaning of it all I told you long before Silence never works for me I am a woman of words… It might work well for you So be it, my Friend… If that is what you call ‘friendship’
Let you be silent And me be too And we can still remain ‘friends’ For if you speak And I speak too Who knows, One day I would rather die A Friend of yours...
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Kyonchaltihaipawan?? Because of evaporation! Kyonjhoomehaigagan?? Because of earth's revolution! Kyonmachaltahaimann??? Because of excessive respiration! Na tumjannona hum . . .
but I just gave all the answers .
Kyon aati hai bahar?? Because of change in season! Kyon lutata hai kaarar?? Becuase of mental tension! Kyon hota hai pyaar?? Because of fatal attraction! Na tum janno na hum . . . Like I said these are all science phenomena.
Kyon gum haihardisha?? Because u have lost
the sense of direction . .
and
Kyonhotahainasha?? Because of drug addiction!!!
Poor chap hrithik...being this much ignorant------film line is the only career he can be in.
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