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#333 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Fri Dec 1, 2006 9:34 am
Subject:: "Remain committed on your relation"
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#332 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:31 am
Subject:: Mine is 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Birth Test

Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your "number" in the "Subject" and Pass it on! Have fun!

Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn a nd the challenges we are facing.  To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit.

A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.

Example : March 20, 1950

3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 = 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 = 2 + 0 = 2

2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.


#1 THE ORIGINATOR


#2 THE PEACEMAKER


#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY


#4 THE CONSERVATIVE


#5 THE NONCONFORMIST


#6 THE ROMANTIC


#7 THE INTELLECTUAL


#8 THE BIG SHOT


#9 THE PERFORMER

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# 1 - THE ORIGINATOR

1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.

Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch, Samuel L. Jackson


#2 - THE PEACEMAKER

2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.

Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Orlando Bloom, David Beckham


# 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster, LL Cool J


# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE

4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.

Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey


# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST

5's are the expl orers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller, Mark Hamil, Colin Farrell, Scott Speedman


# 6 - THE ROMANTIC

6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong&nbs p;family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn, Salma Hayek


#7 - THE INTELLECTUAL

7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They 're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.
Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Joan Baez, Princess Diana, Johnny Depp, Shah Rukh Khan


# 8 - THE BIG SHOT

8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people obje ctively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.

Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus, Jack Davenport, Michelle Rodriguez


#9 - THE PERFORMER

9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. The y are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley, Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean!)
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#331 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:24 am
Subject:: (*(* I LOVE U*)*)
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#330 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:54 pm
Subject:: Mai apne pairo pe Khara hoke dikhaunga (Funny Video)
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Mai apne pairo Pe Khara hoke dikhaunga


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#329 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:01 pm
Subject:: Love comes in all sizes (Cute Pictures)
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#328 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:55 am
Subject:: REASONS WHY LIFE WITHOUT GIRLFRIEND IS COOL....
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1. You can stare at any Girl.......  

2. You don't have to spend money on her.  

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.  

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.  

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is
automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.  

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to

ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and
"wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything
according ur wishes anymore.    

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead
of a
girlfriend and have a happier family  life.    
 
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more
endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.  
 
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin
less.  


15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.  

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur
folks.
 
17. No nonstop nonsense.  


18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.  

19. No tension.  

20. You can be "urself"  

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills....


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#327 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:23 am
Subject:: Super Cows (Funny Cows)
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#326 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:50 am
Subject:: Song Dedicated to Our Indian Team (Funny)
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Indian Team
 
Phir To Hain Jaana
 
 
Tohfa Kya Leke Jaayie
 
 
Dil Yeh Bataana
 
 
Khali Haath Aaye The Hum
 
 
Khali Haath Jayenge
 
 
Bus Pyar Ke Do Meethen Bol Jhilmilayenge
 
 
To Hans Kyon Ki Duniya Ko Hain Hasana
 
 
Ae Mere Dil Tu Gaye Ja
 
 
Ae Aaye Aao Aaye Aa

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#325 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:17 am
Subject:: What's her Diet? (Funny Video)
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#324 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:32 pm
Subject:: The Great Indian Laughter Challenge
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Great indian laughter challenge

Personal Message

This video is awesome!
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#323 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:03 pm
Subject:: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: DON'T EVER LOSE THE PERSON U REALLY LOVE ........
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Its a good touchy message.
It does
make sense and we should take the time every day
to do what it says.
.
READ ALONE.....ESPECIALLY THE LAST PART
Around the corner I have
a friend,
In this great city
that has no end,
Yet the days go by
and weeks rush on,
And before I know
it, a year is gone.
And I never see my
old friends face,
For life is a swift
and terrible race,
He knows I like him
just as well,
As in the days when
I rang his bell.
And he rang mine if,
we were younger then,
And now we are busy,
tired men.
Tired of playing a
foolish game,
Tired of trying to
make a name.
"Tomorrow" I say! "I
will call on Jim"
"Just to show that
I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes
and tomorrow goes,
And distance between
us grows and grows.
Around the corner!
yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram
sir" "Jim died today."
And that's what we
get and deserve in the
end.
Around the corner, a
vanished friend.
Remember to always say what you mean.
If you love or like
someone, tell them.
Don't be afraid to express yourself. Reach out and
tell someone what they mean to you. Because when
you decide that it
is the right time it might be too late.
Seize the day. Never have regrets. And most
importantly, stay
close to your friends and family, for they have
helped make you
the person that you are today.
You must send this on in 3 hours after reading
the letter
to 10 different people.
If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good
luck in love n life.
The person that you are most attracted to will
soon
return your feelings.
If you do not, bad luck will rear it's ugly
head at you.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting for our country.  Pass it on
to everyone and pray.                         
                                                                                                                     
   Something good will happen to you tonight at
11:11 PM.  This is not
a joke.  Someone will either call you or will 
   talk to you online and say that they love you.  Do not break this
chain.                                          
                                                                                                                     
   Send this to as many people as you can in the next 15 minutes.  Go

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Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:02 pm
Subject:: Ladder Race (Funny Video)
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Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:49 pm
Subject:: Pictures To Make You Smile
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Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:12 pm
Subject:: Who Let the Dogs Out? Part-1 (Funny Video)
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Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:55 pm
Subject:: Who Let the Dogs Out? Part-2 (Funny Video)
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#318 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:52 pm
Subject:: Romantic Cards (Greetings)
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#317 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:15 pm
Subject:: Love and Let Love (Greetings)
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#315 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Fri Nov 3, 2006 12:24 pm
Subject:: Milke Hasso Oyaaro . . .
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When u feel, that nobody loves u,
Nobody cares 4 u, & everybody is ignoring u,
N hating u, you should ask yourself …..
“Saala…. Chakkar kya hai?”
* * * * * *
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
* * * * * *
MEDICAL SHAYARI : - )
When u breathe, u respire….
Wah wah…. Wah wah
When u breathe, u respire…
Wah wah….wah wah
When u don’t breathe, u expire!!
Wah wah … wah wah….. wah wah
* * * * * *
Mohabbat hume un jawano se hai…
Muhabbat hume un jawano se hai…
Jo Khate-Peete Gharano se hain.
* * * * * *
Itney dino se jalaney nahi aaya,
Jalti hui aag ko bhujane nahi aaya,
Kehta tha saath jiyenge, saath marenge…
Ab rooth gayi hoon to ullu ka patha manane nahi aaya!!!
* * * * * *
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai…….. Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
* * * * * *
Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai..
Har gali har chorahe par tumhara naam hai..
Upar likha hai Chappal Chor --
Niche 5 rupe inaam hai
* * * * * *
Dhokha mila jab pyaar mei.....
zindagi..me uddaaasi chaa gyi....
socha thaa chod denge..iss raaah ko.....par.....
KAMBAKHT..MOHALLE MEI AAAJ DOOSRI AA GYI.......
* * * * * *
Ek patthar jo paani me mara to aawaz aayee Dubooook....
Ek patthar jo paani me mara to aawaz aayee Dubooook....
Aur Do patthar paani me maare to aawaz aayee.....Duboook..Duboooook....
* * * * * *
Dil cheer ke dikhayen to dard dhoond na paaoge. wah!wah!
Dil cheer ke dikhayen to dard dhoond na paaoge. kyunki.....


dard to daant me hai.
* * * * * *
College se nikalte hi kitabe seene se laga letee ho.....
College se nikalte hi kitabe seene se laga letee ho....

Are HUM KYA MAR GAYE THE JO......

Kitabonse kaam chala letee ho....
* * * * * *
Aaye woh meri kabr par
Diya buja ke chale gaye,
Diye mein jo tel tha,
Sir pe laga ke chale gaye.
* * * * * *
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,


Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
* * * * * *
MERE HAATH MEI TERA HAATH HO......


TERE HAATH MEI… BAAJU WAALE KAA HAATH HO.......


USKE HAATH MEI MERA HAATH HO......

PHIR…
……….

TEENO MILKAR RING-A-RING KHELENGE....
* * * * * *
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.....
jo dil kahe.....usi rah pe chalo.....
peeeche waloon ko aaage na aaane do...
jo aaage hai unse age niklo.....
TABHI Tum EK ACHE rikshaw waale ban sakte ho...
* * * * * *
Jeevan ke safar ka har lamha . .
Andekha hai Anjaana hai,
So jaldi se haan kardo nahi to. .
Auron ko bhi patna hai.
* * * * * *
Jigar ka dard sine mein liye ghoom raha hoon…
Jigar ka dard sine mein liye ghoom raha hoon…
Chauthi bhi gayi…..ab panchvi dhoond raha hoon
* * * * * *
Zindagi mei kabhi tension mat lena....
bindaas hoke I LOVE U kehna....
agar rose ke badle… sandal mile toh...
kehna...
PYARI BEHNAA SADDAAA KHUSH REHNAAA
* * * * * *
Sharab bani to… Maikhaane bane,
Husn bana to…. Deewane bane,
Kuch to baat hai aap mein… Yun hi nahi
Pagal khaane bane!!
* * * * * *
Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat ko diye jalte rahenge,
dua hai khuda se aap kush rahe sada,
baki tang to hum aapko karte rahenge.
 
 
 
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Date:: Fri Nov 3, 2006 12:15 pm
Subject:: Now that's Speed (Amazing Video)
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Subject:: Few Things to Shock u (Funny Pics)
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Date:: Wed Nov 1, 2006 3:20 pm
Subject:: Romantic Beach
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#310 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 1, 2006 1:53 pm
Subject:: Vice Advices (Funny Text)
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1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
 
 
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
 
 
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
 1. Tele-Phone
 2. Tele-Vision
 3. Tell to Woman
 Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
 
 
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
 
 
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC
 
 
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
 
 
7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
 
 
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
 
 
9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
 
 
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness â€"
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#309 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 1, 2006 1:50 pm
Subject:: Wah, kya likha hai! (Romantic SMS)
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Asman ko neend aye to sulaau kahan,dharti ko maut aye to dafnao kahan, Sagar men lehar aye to chupao kahan,jab teri yaad aye to jau kahan!!!

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Kitna bebas he insan kismat ke aage,Kitne dur he sapne hakikat ke aage,Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puchhe, Kitna tadpta hai dil MOHABBAT ke aage.

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Woh raate kuchha or hogi.Woh baate kuchha or hogi.Unke aane ke bad woh mulakaten kuchha or hogi.

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Jo teer bhi atahe khali nahi jata mayush mere dar se savali nahi jata kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat . Phoolo ko bachane mali nahi jata.

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Aankho ko aankho ka pata na hota agar..!Dil ko dard ka ehsaas na hota agar..!Kitna hasin hota zindagi ka ye safar..! Milkar yun bichhadna na hota .

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Jåän häi mujkò zindgi se pyari, jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari, jaan ke liye tod do dosti tumari, Ab tumse kya chhupana dost, Tum hi to ho JAAN hamari.

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BAHOT RONA PADA HAME APKO HASANE KE VASTE. HUM KHUD HI JAL GAYE EK CHIRAG JALANE KE VASTE.,

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Sham ki tanhai me kho na jana, Kisi ki masti me doob na jana,Milegi zarur kal manzil tumhe,Apni manzil ko pa kar ko bhul na jana.

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Zulfon KoF_il_ K_r,J_b KoiMehboob_..K_b_r P_rRoti H_i,T_b MehshoosHot_ H_i Ke..Mout Bhi....Kitni H_seenHoti H_i.

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....Aänkho ki Awääz kuch Aur hoti häi,sänso ki Aäg kuch Aur hoti hai,...kaun chahta hai,Apnose bichadana majburi yo ki baat kuch aur hoti häi...

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Sabhi Nagme Saaz me Gaye nahi Jaate,sabhi log Mahafil me Bulaye nahi jaate,Kuch Paas Raha ker bhi Yaad nahi Aate, kuch dur raha ker bhi Bhulaye nahi jaate.....

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Jan me ROSEFeb me PROPOSEMarch me GIFTApril me LIFTMay meCHATINGJune me DATINGJuly me MIS U Aug meKIS U Sep me ANGER Oct me DANGER Nov me LEFT Dec me NEXT

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Har bat se inkar nahi hota Har raste par intazar nahi hota you to najar milti hai sabse lekin har chahere se pyar nahi hota......!

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Dil tod diya mera, chita bhi jala dena, kafan na mile to duppata odha dena, koi puche ke rog kya tha, to NAZAR JUKA KAR MOHABBAT BATA DENA,!

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Dard gairo ko sunane ki jarurat kya he, Apne sath auro ko rulane ki jarurat kya he, Waqt yuhi kam he mohabat ke liye, ruthkar Waqt gawane ki jarurat ana tha.!

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Sirf yaadon ka silsila reh gaya,khuda jane unse hamara kya rishta reh gaya,ek chand chup gaya jane kahan,ek sitara use dhundta reh gaya

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Sapne to sirf sapne hote hai,apne to phir bhi apne hote hai,tum chaho to sapno ko apna banao,magar apno ko kabhi sapna mat banao...!

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DOSTI KE NAM PE DIWANE CHALE AATE HAI.SHAMA KE PICHE PARWANE CHALE AATE HAI. TUMHE YAAD NA AAYEE KHAIR.Aana meri MAUT PAR. Us DIN TO BEGANE BHI CHALE AATana tha.!

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Gam me hasne valoko kabhi rulaya nahi jata, Lehro se pani ko kabhi hataya nahi jata, hone vale ho jate he khud hi dil se apne , Kisiko kehkar apna baE HAI..,

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Zamana gujar gaya hatho ko milaye huye. Muddat ho gayi nazaro ko milaye huye. Din.Rat nikal gaye yado me khoye huve.Ab kab samne aaoge yaar muskurte huye.?

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Sajane ke liye hum bhi sajate magar hamari saj bewafa thi gana to hum bhi gate magar hamari awaj bewafa thi banane ke liye hum bhi banate TAJ MAHEL magar hamari mumtaj bewafa thi.!

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Ek shaam AATI hai,tumhari yaad lekar,ek shaam jaati hai tumhari yaad lekar,humko uss shaam ka intezaar hai,jo aaye tumhe saath lekar....

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Longest is mother's love. Shortest is other's love. Sweetest is Lover's love. But.. Strongest is friend's love..!

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Jo teer bhi atahe khali nahi jata mayush mere dar se savali nahi jata kantehi kiya karte he phoolo ki hifazat . Phoolo ko bachane mali nahi jata.

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Dost kabhi dosto se khafa nahi hota. Dil milkar kabhi juda nahi hota! Bhula dena hamari kamiyo ko kyoki insaan kabhi khuda nahi hota!!!

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Inn ankho me Aansu aaye na hote,agar wo piche mudkar muskraye na hote,unke jane ke bad ye gum hota hai,kash wo jindgi me aye hi na hote.

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Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega, ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi.

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Dilse tera khayal na jaye to kya karu,tuhi bata tu yad aaye to kya karu hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar dekh lu tuje,kismat magar woh din na laye to kya karu.

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Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya, Prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya,koine kadar kya che amari,Ame to bus yaado saathe ramta rahi gaya.

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Meray alfazo ko jooth mat samjna,yaad ati hai bahut jald milne ki dua karna,ji rahehe he tumhare nampe mar jau to bewafa mat samjna..?

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Kisine dil ko is kadar choo liya ke hum kisi aur ko choo na sake , hum to chale the dost banane, aap to dhadkan ban gaye.!

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Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho, Intezar kisi ka karne lage ho, Yakeenan kisi se hui hai mohabbat, Bina baat hi muskura ne lage ho...!!!

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Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti.Amanat me kabhi Qyamat nahi hoti.Dil ko sambhal ke rakhana dost ISHQ ki jail me kabhi jamanat nahi hoti.

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"Na chahat hai sitaroki,na tamanna hai najaroki,Na arju hai jannat ki,Na khwaish hai baharon ki,aap jaisa ek dost mil jaye to kya jarurat hai haazaron ki

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Rat ki suruat nind se hoti he, nind ki suruat sapno se hoti he, sapno ki suruat apnose hoti he ,apno ki suruat AAP SE HOTI HE.

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Aankhe kholu to chehra uska ho Aankhe bandh karoo to sapana uska ho mar bhi jaoo to koi gam Nahi agar kafan ke badle dupatta uska ho

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge hamay, jitni door jaoge najdik paoge hamey. Mita sakte ho to mita do yaaden meri, magar kya sapano se juda kar paoge hume?

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Be hath felau mara tari khudae dur nathi ..pan hu mangu ne tu apide a vat mane mane manjur nathi..!

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Zindgi sabko mile zaruri to nahi, mohhabat sabko mile zaruri to nahi, Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain zindgi me,Woh bhi hume yaad kare zaruri to nahi !!!

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IF CARE IS A WAVE I GIVE YOU SEA,IF RESPECT IS LEAF I GIVE YOU TREE, IF TRUST IS PLANET IGIVE YOU GALAXY, IF FRINDSHIP IS LIFE I GIVE YOU MYSELF.

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DIWALI KE SUBHA AVSER PE BHAGVAN APKO TATA KA STATUS, AMBANI KI DOLAT, MANMOHAN SIGN KI DHIRAG LADEN KI HIMANT, BUSH KI TAKAT, OR BILL-GATES KI INCOME DE.


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#308 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Wed Nov 1, 2006 12:52 pm
Subject:: Why is he so Tall (Funny Pics)
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#307 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:01 pm
Subject:: Washing Machine for Human Beings (Strange Video)
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#306 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:56 pm
Subject:: Muzik Drive us Crazy (Funny Video)
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Run away!!! This crazy driver will
kill us all. Very funny and hilarious...
 
 
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#305 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:49 pm
Subject:: Just for Laughs (Funny Video)
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#304 From: Ishan Rastogi <ishan_3031991@...>
Date:: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:39 pm
Subject:: What do they Intend to do?? (Funny Pics)
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