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Teacher: make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...
 
 
Twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...

 

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.

 

When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya
 
 
SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it?
MAN: Its 3:15.
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer
 
 
U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE.
It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT
In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT...
& In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
 
 
Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!

 

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai....
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Do......
Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
 
 
Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo,
Ho sake to kisis nek se karo,
Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar,
Kam se KAm Try to har Ek se Karo...!
 
 
I l I lo I lov I love I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
 
 
Dil k dard ko zuban par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch lagate nahi.
 
 
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
 
 
I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
 
 
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents,
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
 
 
Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya
Saath Main Teri Khushboo Laya
Tabhi Mere Dil Main Khayal Aaya
Mera Dost Aaj Bhi Nahin Nahaya
 
 
The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....

Haye La, Puncture!!!
 
  
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
 
 
When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!
 
 
Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
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For several years, Apple enthusiasts have been asking each other the question, "Does it exist? Is Apple really making a cell phone?" Rumors came and went, but Apple, a company known for its secrecy about products in development, said nothing. In the last six months, those rumors began to take on a life of their own as industry analysts joined the blogosphere in predicting that Apple would produce a phone sometime in the first half of 2007. In mid-November, news broke that Apple had placed an order with Hon Hai Precision Industry, Co., a longtime Taiwanese manufacturing partner, for 12 million units of a new device believed to be the fabled "iPhone" [Forbes]. That news sent the rumor mill into overdrive, but Apple and Steve Jobs, the company's chief executive officer, again said nothing. Analysts began issuing predictions of cost, features and when the phone would be available, with many of them claiming to have inside information. Given Apple's extraordinary track record with the iPod and its recent innovations in desktop and laptop design, expectations were very high, perhaps impossibly so.

 

 

On January 9, at Apple's annual product showcase, Macworld Expo, Jobs finally revealed the already legendary phone, and it's beyond what anyone expected. Jobs briefly tricked his audience during his Macworld Expo keynote address, announcing three new Apple products: a widescreen iPod, a cell phone and an "Internet communicator." Each announcement drew thunderous applause from the crowd, but what Jobs then revealed was that these three products were actually all part of one device -- the Apple iPhone.

 

 

Touted as a "revolutionary mobile phone," the iPhone can make calls, play music, navigate the Web, edit photos, play movies and text message, among many other capabilities. Although many of the iPhone's functions can be found in other devices, the iPhone appears to be unique in that it seamlessly blends these abilities together, while also throwing a bevy of innovations into the mix.

 

 

Jobs demonstrated many of the iPhone's features for the audience. One sequence began with a call from Phil Schiller, Apple's senior vice president of Worldwide Product Marketing. Jobs answered the call on his iPhone, added Schiller to his address book, and when Schiller asked for a photo, Jobs emailed it to him -- all while continuing the call. Later Jobs showed off the phone's ability to integrate multiple applications by using the integrated Google maps application, which knew his location, and typing in a search for Starbucks. Every Starbucks location in San Francisco showed up on screen. Jobs chose one and in a few minutes he was on the phone with Starbucks, ordering 4,000 lattes before abruptly hanging up.

 

 

In order to seamlessly integrate Web, phone, media and messaging features, the iPhone employs remarkable, groundbreaking technology. Unlike traditional smartphones that have small, finger-cramping keyboards, the iPhone has only one button for "home." Instead, its 3.5-inch high resolution, color screen, which occupies most of the phone's face, doubles as a "multi-touch" display. The display shows different controls based on what you're doing. If you're typing a text message or e-mail, a keyboard appears at the bottom of the screen, and you can easily type a message and send it to someone from your address book. The multi-touch technology also has an auto-corrective feature that accounts for unintentional taps and corrects misspellings. For music and video, volume and playback controls appear on the screen, and so on for other applications.

 

 

The iPhone's multi-touch interface also allows the opportunity for innovative uses of the touch display. When viewing a photo or surfing the Web, simply perform a pinching motion with two fingers, and the photo or Web page zooms in. Spread two fingers apart, and the display zooms out. Scrolling in any application is done by just brushing a finger up or down on the screen.

 

 

An intriguing innovation in the phone is what Apple calls visual voicemail. No longer will you have to listen to all of your voicemails if you don't want to. Instead, they will appear in a list, much like an e-mail inbox, and you can simply point to the voicemail you want to play.

 

 

Apple has also integrated three sensors into its phone. One is an accelerometer, and it senses when you turn the phone on its side, automatically shifting the display to a landscape mode. This feature is incredibly useful for viewing panoramic pictures, videos or shuffling through your albums, which you view by their cover art. A second sensor detects ambient light and adjusts the screen's brightness accordingly in order to save power. The third sensor deactivates the screen when you bring the phone towards your face, so you won't be dialing with your cheek while talking on the device.

 

 

Like many of Apple's products, iPhone syncs easily with a Mac or PC. The phone runs a version of Apple's reliable OSX operating system, and its programs and iPod connector (located on the bottom of the phone) will be familiar to many Mac users. Use the iPod connector or a docking station to connect the phone to your computer, the iPhone will automatically sync your address book, photos, movies, music and bookmarks between the computer and the phone.

 

 

Now, all of this may sound great, but there are a few catches. First, the iPhone isn't available until June -- Apple needs to get FCC approval before the iPhone can start using a radio band. Second, Apple has an exclusive contract with Cingular through 2009, so if you want a iPhone, you'll have to be a Cingular customer. And third, it's not cheap. A 4 GB iPhone will set you back $499 with a two year service plan, while an 8 GB iPhone will cost $599 with a two year plan. Still, when compared to other high end smartphones, you're getting a lot. This is essentially a small, powerful computer in the palm of your hand, and of course it has Apple's famous sleek, stylish, minimalist design.

 

 

Here's a quick rundown of some of the iPhone's other features:

 

    * 802.11 b/g WiFi and Bluetooth 2.0 wireless capabilities
    * Quad-band GSM and Cingular EDGE network
    * 3.5-inch high resolution screen with 160 ppi (pixels per inch)
    * 2.0 megapixel digital camera
    * Battery life: 5 hours talk/video/browsing, 16 hours audio playback
    * 11.6 mm thin, 4.8 ounces
    * IMAP and POP email support, with integrated Yahoo! e-mail client
    * Text messages are displayed like instant message conversations, making keeping track of many messages much easier
    * Speaker and standard headphone jack

 

 

So will the iPhone change the cell phone industry forever? That depends on who you ask. Keep in mind that very few people have even used the iPhone. But given Jobs' impressive demonstration and Apple's recent track record -- over 100 million iPods and 3 billion songs sold -- it's difficult to doubt that this is an extraordinary and important product. Apple's stock surged 7 percent on the day of Jobs' announcement and appears headed for record prices.

 

In other news, Cisco has filed suit against Apple for infringing on Cisco's trademarked "iPhone" name. Apparently, Apple and Cisco were in talks to negotiate the licensing of the name "iPhone" for Apple's product, but they had not yet reached an agreement when Jobs announced the product at CES.

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PERSONALITY TEST The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for you. Very interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you. Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat. MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!! A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about you r true self. Give an answer for each item. Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference. Cow Tiger Sheep Horse Pig Write one word that describes each one of the following: Dog Cat Rat Coffee Sea Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colours (do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one perso n for each colour.) Yellow Orange Red White Green Finally, write down your favourite number and your favourite day of the week. Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT. Look at th e interpretations below: (but first before continuing, repeat your wish.) This will define your priorities in your life. Cow Signifies CAREER Tiger Signifies PRIDE Sheep Signifies LOVE Horse Signifies FAMILY Pig Signifies MONEY Your description of dog implies your own personality. Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner. Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies. Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex. Your description of the sea implies your own life. Yellow: Someone you will never forget Orange: Someone you consider your true friend Red: Someone that y ou really love White: Your twin soul Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life You have to send this message to as many persons as your favourite number and your wish will come true on the day that you put. This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium-just take a few seconds to read it and think. Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Please do this. It is fascinating. SEND THIS E-MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE 0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly 5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking 9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks 15 or more pe rsons: Your life will improve drastically and all that you have always dreamed will take shape.

 
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  Butterflies taste with their feet.


  A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.




  In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of  the
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  On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

  On average people fear spiders more than they do death.



  Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
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  Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for  dating are

already married.

  Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.


  Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

  It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ...... but not downstairs.



  Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

  It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

  The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
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  A snail can sleep for three years..



  No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

  Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.



  Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
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  The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

  All polar bears are left-handed.



  In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
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  An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.



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  "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

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  The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

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Q. What's brown and sticky?

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Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

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A. It let out a little wine!

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odor in the court.

Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!

Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

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