Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala at the wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !

• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

• A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

• Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.

• Why dogs don't marry?
Because they are already leading a dog's life!

• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

• Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(love), what u get, u don't
njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(girlfriend), what is permanent
is boring(wife)

• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet
each other!

• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is
having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"

 

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