Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ... scroll... A - The other 9 fish are crying................. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ??? scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . .. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - coz, they all started clapping !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? - ...and the Answer is.......... - - - - - - - - ..Scroll down. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - HASINA !   -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- - ------------------ A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? "So, which platform are you working on?"   *****************************-************************* Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? ;;;;;;;;;;; \\ \\ Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

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