--- In forwards4all@..., Mohammed Abdur Razzak Osman
<osman_hyderabad@...> wrote:
>
> A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with
one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
>
> Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in
the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
the third-grade too!"
>
> Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he
would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
>
> Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
>
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> Boy.: "9".
>
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Boy.: "36".
>
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-
grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I
think Boy can go to the third-grade."
>
> Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own
questions.
>
> Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
>
> Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?
> Boy., after a moment "Legs."
>
> Ms Nee lam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
> Boy.: "Pockets."
>
> Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
> Boy.: Coconut
>
> Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
> \u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does
sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal&#39;s eyes
open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
\n\u003cbr\>Boy.: Shake hands\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: Now I
will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\n\u003
cdiv\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\" size\u003d\"2
\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:10pt\"\>Boy.:
Yep.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.\u003cbr\>Boy.:
Tent\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle
with me when you&#39;re bored. The best man always has me \nfirst.The
Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
Patiala Vodka peg.\u003cbr\>Boy.: Wedding Ring\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms
Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I&#39;m not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
> \u003cbr\>Boy.: Nose \n\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: I have a
stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.\u003cbr\>Boy.:
Arrow\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: What word sta rts with a
&#39;F&#39; and ends in &#39;K&#39; that means lot of heat and
excitement?\u003cbr\>Boy.: Firetruck\u003cbr\>\n\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam:
What word starts with a &#39;F&#39; and ends in &#39;K&#39; & if u
dont get  it u have to use ur hand.\u003cbr\>Boy.: Fork
\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of
it&#39;s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn&#39;t use
his and a man gives it to his wife after they&#39;re married?
\n\u003cbr\>Boy.: SURNAME\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Ms Neelam: What part of
the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping,
& is responsible for making love ?\u003cbr\>Boy.:
HEART.\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said to the teacher, \n\u003cb\>\u003cspan
> style\u003d\"font-
weight:bold\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c
/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Trebuchet MS\"
size\u003d\"2\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-
size:10pt\"\>"Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten
questions wrong myself!\u003cfont color\u003d\"navy\"\>\u003cspan
style\u003d\"color:navy\"\>!
\u003c/span\>\n\u003c/font\>"\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003
c/div\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv style\u003d\"text-align:center\"
align\u003d\"center\"\>",1] ); //--> Boy.: Bubblegum
>
> Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he could stop the answer...
> Boy.: Shake hands
>
> Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
>
> Boy.: Yep.
>
> Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get
me up. I get wet before you do.
> Boy.: Tent
>
> Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking
restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
> Boy.: Wedding Ring
>
> Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
you blow me, you feel good.
> Boy.: Nose
>
> Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
> Boy.: Arrow
>
> Ms Neelam: What word sta rts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
lot of heat and excitement?
> Boy.: Firetruck
>
> Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont
get it u have to use ur hand.
> Boy.: Fork
>
> Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some
men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to
his wife after they're married?
> Boy.: SURNAME
>
> Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has
lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
> Boy.: HEART.
>
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
> "Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!! " :-) :-) :-)
>
>
>
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