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#945 From: "S. Keherman" <keherman@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 10:57 am
Subject:: Fire in the FOX Newsroom
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The reporters at Fox News take their jobs very seriously -- so seriously that they ignore ringing alarms within their studio. Shepard Smith even gleefully turns it into a running gag.

#944 From: sabarish natarajan <sabarish_007@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 6:47 am
Subject:: Fwd: [Bogelindah] We have to know: Every Summer Season
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#943 From: sabarish natarajan <sabarish_007@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 6:46 am
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#942 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 5:38 am
Subject:: Automobile Manufacturers Headquarters
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 Head quarters of various Automobile Manufactures
 

 
BMW Headquarters - Munich, Germany







DaimlerChrysler-Mercedes Headquarters - Stuttgart, Germany
 

 

Ford Manufacturing Plant - Dearborn, Detroit, Michigan









GM(General Motors) Headquarters - Detroit, Michigan, USA




Skoda Plant - Mladá Boleslav, Czech Republic








 



#941 From: nisha shanthi <ap_nisha28@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 5:23 am
Subject:: Pleaseeeeeeeeee
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Hi All,

 

If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess food available at the end, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) – child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.

 

PLEASE, DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "Helping hands are better than Praying Lips...........

 

  Regards,

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#940 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 5:00 am
Subject:: 6-years' Rigorous Imprisonment to Sanjay Dutt
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6-yr RI to Sanjay Dutt a Strong Message to High Class Society

 

 

Tuesday was not the fateful day for the 'Destiny Child' Sanjay Dutt as the special TADA court judge PD Kode awarded him six-year of rigorous imprisonment under the arms act. A shell shocked Dutt was reportedly trembling and almost in tears as the judge gave his ruling in the court.

 

Now, Dutt has filed a bail petition in the Supreme Court, hearing on which will begin on Tuesday afternoon. The sentencing may change his fate, his film career and the fate of the several film projects also in which Dutt was committed to.

 

According to the report, the future of at least three films with a budget of over Rs 15 crore may go in dark now. These film projects are Sanjay Gupta's Alibaug, Sanjay Gadhvi's Kidnap and Abbas-Mustan's Mr Fraud.

 

Moreover, he has signed Rajkumar Hirani's Munnabhai Chale Amrika and Sujoy Ghosh's Alladin and the fate of these projects would face the same music. However, Indra Kumar was lucky to complete the film Dhamaal that will be released on September 7.

 

He is probably the only actor who succeeded to manage his professional career and personal life despite of several setbacks. Dutt is regarded by many as a misguided child-man rather than the bad boy he has often been painted out to be. Kumar Gaurav said that people call him 'Deadly Dutt' because of his personality but he is a soft guy basically.

 

Anupam Kher said that Dutt has already suffered enough. Satish Kaushik said Sanju baba has always proved himself as a great colleague and a great friend to the industry.

 

 

The verdict has sent shocking news to the film industry and filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt said that this verdict is a blow to the film fraternity and especially to him. At the same time, he said that he could understand the court's position. The court has been harsh in providing sentences to other accused in the case.

 

Boman Irani said:

"I am speechless. My reaction is emotional. It's taking a little bit of time to sink in because we thought that the worst is over. Dutt has been already traumatized for a long time just waiting and watching. He is a very sensitive person."

 

Saira Bano said:

"We feel disappointed. He is an extension of our family. This is too much. They could have lessened the punishment because he is a good boy. The media could have played a bigger role in saving him. Dilip sahab and my heart bleed for him."


 

With greater respect to court's verdict on Sanjay Dutt, so many people have their own opinion on the verdict. Some say that Dutt must be put away again just to send out a strong, strong message that the long arm of law spares no one. Some says that PD Kode had only proved that all Indians are equal in the eyes of law.

 

According to some opinion, Sanjay Dutt must be made an example in the high-class people and celebrities among the rich and famous that if you have bad company, you would definitely get a taste of law either with them or without them.

 

Some people have soft corners in their heart for Sanjay Dutt and they say that he has already suffered enough for one bad mistake. He has paid enough his dues for being a silly, young, impulsive man. One can imagine his psychological state, who knows he wasn't part of any blast conspiracy, but standing among those accused in the case.

 

 

 




#939 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 4:42 am
Subject:: Good Morning :)
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GoOd MoRnInG.........

 

 


 





 



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#938 From: "zofia_kiyani" <zofia_kiyani@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 4:09 am
Subject:: Engineering Jewelry(Funny)
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Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 4:22 am
Subject:: "Nature at its Best"
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#936 From: "Ganesh S.P." <malhar0011@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 4:30 am
Subject:: One liner jokes - cool one
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One liner Jokes
 
 
 
 
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

******

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"
Do you believe in people?"

******

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

******

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

******
 
"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"
Please wait someone else is using it."

******
 
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

******
 
"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"
They came with the face."

******

I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .

******

But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.

******

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!

******

"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

******
 
"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."

******

A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.

******

"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."

******

I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.

******

"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
"
You're lucky. My wife does."

******
 
We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.

******
 
"What do use for washing dishes?"
"
Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "

******

"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."


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#935 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 4:19 am
Subject:: Indian Hell (Joke)
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Indian Hell:

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He was told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria... "

Hahahahah.. :)) :)) :))


#934 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 4:24 am
Subject:: "Nature at its Best"
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#933 From: "Ankita Kothari" <ankkothari@...>
Date:: Wed Aug 1, 2007 2:23 am
Subject:: 'I lost 11 kilos by eating right'
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We asked readers to share their stories of weight loss with us. Here, Akshat, a 23-year-old student, shares how he lost weight by striking a balance between exercise and diet control:

 

I am a 23-year-old student and used to weigh 67 kilos on a 5' 5" frame until a few months ago. Although I was not obese, I was not totally comfortable with the way I looked.

 

After having tried jogging and many fad diets with not much success, I turned to the gym for a solution. I worked out for about two hours, which included about 45 minutes of weight training, followed by 30 minutes of abdominal exercises and exercises for sides and finally cardiovascular exercises for 20-30 minutes. I usually vary my cardiovascular workout everyday using either the treadmill or cross-trainer or cycle.

But the key to losing 13 kilos was changing my diet. I did not take any drastic steps but instead gradually changed my regime. My current diet now consists of:

  • Breakfast: 3 soya cutlets, a glass of soya milk, 1 cup of sprouts and 5 almonds
  • Lunch: 1 cup curd, cooked vegetables, salad, 3 rotis, 1 glass of buttermilk
  • Snacks: 1 fruit or 1 glass of juice
  • Dinner: 3 rotis, cooked vegetables

For those of you looking to shed some extra weight, this is what I would recommend:

 

~ A heavy breakfast: Do not skip breakfast, it is the most important meal of the day. Sometimes, I substitute soya cutlets with milk-dalia just for a change.

~ No potatoes: I noticed I had not quite been able to lose much weight for about three weeks and after a discussion with Bobby Sir (my fitness trainer, and a hugely experienced man) I concluded that they had to go. Life had to change permanently. And voila! Magic happens. Three weeks, 2 inches off the waist; 3 kilos off the scale. Things can't get any better than this. Also avoid starchy foods like arbi, mangoes, bananas.

~ Low on fats: And of course it has been ages since I last had parathas, samosas, aloo tikkis and deep fried snacks.

~ New summer coolers: My two favourite drinks through the summer have been buttermilk and fresh lima soda (no sugar, extra lemon and salt). Add to that a glass of watermelon juice and loads of water every day.

~ A glass of warm water with a few drops of lemon every night before I sleep -- grandma's advice still does the trick.

~ No ghee on rotis: This is where I disagree with traditional advice. At least for me, saturated fats are bad no matter how much they may help the body.

~ No curd at night and snacking to a minimum, sweets once a week (I cheat on this once in a while).

~ No alcohol, no smoking

~ Minimise eating out: I try not eating out too often (it is the worst part of the diet, but it must be done).
 
 

 


#932 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:07 pm
Subject:: Hey Its Very Funny...Job Application By 17 Yr Old Boy.
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Job Application

This is a job application of a boy.

Please read it.

It's so hilarious.

This kid will go far!!

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash


SEX:  Not yet.  Still waiting for the right person.


DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President.  But seriously, whatever's available.  If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.  If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That's what I'm applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.  Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes.  Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Sometimes being honest and funny doesn't hurt. It actually gets you attention!


 


#931 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:41 am
Subject:: WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING (Nice One)
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WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING


A message every adult should read, because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.


When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted
to paint another one.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my
favorite cake for me and I learned that the little things can be
the special things in life.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always
talk to and I learned to trust in God.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each other.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of
your time and money to help people who had nothing
and I learned that those who have something should
give to those who don't.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you take
care of our house and everyone in it and I learned
we have to take care of what we are given.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't
feel good and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come
from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you
cared and I wanted to be everything that I could be.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.



When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked at you
and wanted to say, "Thanks for all the things I saw
when you thought I wasn't looking."
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LITTLE EYES SEE A LOT.

Each of us (parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle,
teacher or friend) influence the life of a child.
How will you touch the life of someone today?
Just by sending this to someone else,
you will probably make them at least
think about their influence on others. 

 

 

 





#930 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:49 am
Subject:: Legal and Logical
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After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."




#929 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:02 am
Subject:: ~~~ Facts about HUMAN BRAIN ~~~
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Fascinating Facts About Your Brain

 
 
 
 
We've long known that the brain is an amazing thing, but did you specifically know that:

ART: Human brain


* Every person has more than 75km of nerves in their body.
network of neurons
 
* Your nerves can send messages faster than a Grand Prix car travels.
* The brain is the most complex machine in the universe - it has over 100,000,000, 000 nerve cells each with up to 150,000 connections. Each cell is connected to 25,000 others.
* If every person on the planet simultaneously made 200,000 phone calls, there would be the same total number of connections as in a single human brain in a day
* The grey cells occupy only 5% of our brains - 95% is taken up by the communication network that runs between the grey cells!   
* The brain weighs about 1.5 kg in an adult human, about 1.5% of the body weight.
* Damaged brain cells do not regenerate but mental and physical functions can improve after mild or moderate brain damage with skilful rehabilitation.
* Compared to other animals, human brains are big for the body. 


 
 
If memory separates your brain from the sheep's brain to the right in this human brain and sheep brain.jpg photograph ... then it seems important to use more memory capacity than we tend to use. Science and brain based studies are helping us to understand what prevents memory and how to optimise what we know.







 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* The human brain is only just bigger than your two fists.


 

Human Brain Anatomy


Human Brain AnatomyOn the picture on the right: Under surface of the human brain showing the emerging cerebral nerves.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
* On average, the male brain (approx 1.4kg) is slightly bigger than the female brain (approx 1.26kg).
* Each half of the brain controls the other half of your body.
* In right-handed individuals (which comprise 91% of people): the right side of the brain controls: musical talent, fantasy, imagination, dreams, drawing, and painting. The left side of the brain controls: mathematical ability, ability to solve logic problems, controls language skills, remembers names, dates, and facts.
* The grey part of the brain is folded to fit inside the skull and, if flattened, it would cover the surface of an office desk.
* The brain contains 100 billion brain cells of which, 100,000 are irretrievably lost each day.
* You can retain about seven facts at any one time in short term memory, but over the long term your brain has to forget things to make room for new memories.

 
Regards,
Razzak


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Date:: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:03 am
Subject:: :::Tour To Nepal:::
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#927 From: "Razzak Osman" <razzak.osman@...>
Date:: Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:59 am
Subject:: INTELIGENT LOVE LETTER
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An Intelligent Lover's Love Letter

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl....
However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their
relationship...... and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl..
he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1. The great love that I have for you
2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3. grows every day. When I see you,
4. I do not even like your face;
5. the one thing that I want to do is to
6. look at other girls. I never wanted to
7. marry you. Our last conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look forward to seeing you again.
10. You think only of yourself.
11. If we were married, I know that I would find
12. life very difficult, and I would have no
13. pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14. to give, but it is not something that
15. I want to give to you. No one is more
16. foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17. able to care for me and help me.
18. I sincerely want you to understand that
19. I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20. if you think this is the end. Do not try
21. to answer this. Your letters are full of
22. things that do not interest me. You have no
23. true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24. I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25. I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!!
 
However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy
told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES ", meaning-only to
read 1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21,23,25 (Odd lines)
go read
it once again but the Odd Number lines..
 

                  


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Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:20 pm
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Date:: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:15 am
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Subject: {funlok} : Amazing Animal Pictures



 
 
 
 
 
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#924 From: Meenal Nema <meenal_719@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:07 am
Subject:: a sweet story..........
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The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "
Is this your axe?
" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

******

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "
Why are you crying?
"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"
Is this your wife?
" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez , You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so
THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez
."

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#923 From: "m.manjula2007" <m.manjula2007@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:18 pm
Subject:: WAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER
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Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind.
Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind...
Life can be blissful and happy and free...
Life can put beauty in the things that you see...
Life can place challenges right at your feet...
Life can make good of the hardships we meet...
Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin...
Life can reward those determined to win...
Life can be hurtful and not always fair...
Life can surround you with people who care...
Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs...
Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns...
Life teaches us to take the good with the bad...
Life is a mixture of happy and sad...
So... 
Take the Life that you have and give it your best...
Think positive, be happy let God do the rest...
Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet...
Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet...
To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall...
Take each day that is dealt you and give it your all...
Take the love that you're given and return it with care...
Have faith that when needed it will always be there...
Take time to find the beauty in the things that you see...
Take life's simple pleasures let them set your heart free...
The idea here is simply to even the score...
As you are met and faced with Life's Tug of War



BE HAPPY ALWAYS

#922 From: Razzak Osman <osman_hyderabad@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:12 pm
Subject:: WATERMELON and LASER BEAMS Creativity
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JUST WATCH AND THINK…………………

WATERMELON SCULPTURES




 



 


 


 


 


 


 








These egg shells  were cut with a high intensity precision Laser Beam.  This gives a very good idea of what can be achieved with a Laser Beam.  From this can be surmised what laser surgery performed on one's eye is all about.  Is it any wonder how one's vision can be improved in just a few moments?  Science is sometimes wonderful, and it's still on the frontier of gaining new knowledge.

Incredible what can be done with an eggshell and a laser beam.


 


 


 



 


 


 


"A true friend is someone who knows you're
a good egg even if you're a little cracked."


 

 





#921 From: smart dude <smartdud2026@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:54 am
Subject:: Gud News for the PUNE People.
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TAJMAHAL IS MOVING FROM AGRA TO PUNE
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#920 From: Rinku Yadav <rinklestar@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:10 am
Subject:: Fwd: Girls Beware!
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Raashi <raashixx@...> wrote:
Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:44:50 +0100 (BST)
From: Raashi <raashixx@...>
Subject: Fwd: Very Imp
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While changing clothes in Hotels....

Hey..It is Imp..very Imppppp...
Please share this information with your friends,family and all.

(Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S? - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror & is also shown in Hindi Movie HUMRAAZ) How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)

Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware.

Many of the hotels and textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms,changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, r actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them). There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms. It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY
TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!(there is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror,do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do. This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass. Whereas with a two-way mirror,the silver is on the Surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.May be someone is making a film on you.

Ladies: Share this with your friends.
Men: Share this with your sisters, wife, daughters, GF..



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Luv Yo All ....Rash 

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Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:57 am
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#918 From: smart dude <smartdud2026@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:49 am
Subject:: While Using Mobile Phone dont Ignore it
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Friends, here is some advice from a team of Doctors.
When you try to call someone through mobile phone, don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers. Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi Please Be Careful Message as received (Save your brain) Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a fact from Apollo medical team.
Please forward to all your friends and well wishers



Regards,

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#917 From: Meenal Nema <meenal_719@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:13 am
Subject:: intelligence!!!!!!!!
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Dog "Ole Blue"
 
 
A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.


Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they  actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog Ole Blue  how to talk!"


"
That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.


About 2/3 way  through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"


"READ," says his father, "
No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program? "

Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.


The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.


When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.  "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, '
So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street ?'


The father says, "
I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy
!"

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#916 From: Meenal Nema <meenal_719@...>
Date:: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:24 pm
Subject:: joke....
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There once was a college professor who didn't buy into the whole "there's no such thing as a stupid question" philosophy. Every year when he had a new class he instructed the students to ask him as many stupid questions as they could think of on the first day. That way, he figured, there'd be a minimized amount of stupidity for the duration of the term.



The professor thought he'd heard every stupid question there was and didn't laugh no matter what his students asked him, not even a smirk. Then, finally, a student asked something that he'd never heard before. The question made him laugh so hard he couldn't stand up. A lanky, tomboyish girl raised her hand with a wry smile on her face, stood up and asked, "What is a question?"
 
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