114. God laughs when a popularly yogi prescribes mixture of equal measure of ginger, lemon and onion juices as eye drops to cure shortsightedness.
115. God laughs when 65-80 years old leaders who did little in their prime years promise to make India a developed country by year 2020.
116. God laughs when Indian exports is merely $85 and imports $100 per capita but claims it shall overtake countries that have over $3000 per capita exports by 2050.
117. God laughs when Indian population has already crossed 115 crores or 1.15 billion but India continue to tell the world in most conferences to be a nation of 100 crore people.
118. God laughs when Doaba region of Punjab has three jewels Bhakra, Pong and Thein dams but waters of these dams are not available to Doaba region for drinking or irrigation purpose and electricity is provided for only 4-5 hours in a day.
119. God laughs when Pakistan, Haryana and Rajasthan are waterlogged from excessive irrigation but continue to get Indus waters flooding most of their command area.
120. God laughs when Punjab in India produces 15% of foodgrains but is allocated 1% of river waters of India.
121. God laughs when politicians eat grilled chicken publicly to dispel fears of bird flu but are not bothered by the risk to poultry labor or butchers or cooks.
122. God laughs when people can gulp marijuana in gallons in public but for taking out of India a pouch of raw marijuana could land them in jail.
123. God laughs when politicians of notorious kind are protected by black cats but public are to self-protect from rabid street dogs.
Ravinder Singh, Inventor / Engineer.
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