Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says "Johnny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it
o.k.
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k........but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light
at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 Sardar's are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarji's looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 the post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start
investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with
father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.
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Interviewer: what is your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE
SARDAR'S.......
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