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Hi
What happens when desi returns from USA ?

Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.

Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be
very health conscious).
prays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead of "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "Got To Go" instead of "Have To Go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero
Four)

Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he
steps out.
Says all the distances in Miles (Not in KiloMeters), and counts in
Millions.(Not in Lakhs) Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far
as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times). Tries to see
the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket. When need to say Z (zed),
never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to
get, then says X, Y, Zee (but never says Zed). Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY &
on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!" Makes fun
of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. Even after 2 months,
complaints about "Jet Lag". Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff. Tries
to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke. Tries to complain about any
thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time. Pronounces
"schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "Mojule". Looks suspiciously
towards Hotel/Dhaba food. Few more
important stuffs:- From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of
Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on
Indian Roads. And The Ultimate One:- Tries to begin conversation with
"In US ...." or "When I was in US..."




































































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