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#1998 From: Zoya <mansvp4@...>
Date:: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:55 pm
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Date:: Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:45 am
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#1995 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:53 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 11/7/2009, 0:00
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Date:: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:03 pm
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#1992 From: "ruchika malhotra" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:03 am
Subject:: Abortion ~ (Nice Story) Must Read.
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Abortion ~ (Nice Story) Must Read


A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:
"Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not
even 1 yr. old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together."
So the doctor said: 'Ok, and what do you want me to do?'


She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with
this.'
The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: "I
think, I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you
too.'


She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.
Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2
babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could
rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it
doesn't matter which one it is.


There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.
The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill
a child!
'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought
maybe that was the best solution.


The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom
that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one
that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!



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#1991 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:53 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 10/7/2009, 0:00
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#1990 From: "amisha" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:39 am
Subject:: An IDEA Can Change Your Life ... But....... (Funny)
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#1989 From: "amisha" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:21 am
Subject:: Actress Celina Jaitley launches Jashn Showroom
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#1988 From: Meghna <mansvp4@...>
Date:: Wed Jul 8, 2009 8:06 pm
Subject:: My friend Press B()()bs of my Girlfriend
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#1987 From: "amisha" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Thu Jul 9, 2009 8:09 am
Subject:: CHILDREN'S INNOCENCE ...... (LOL)
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TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the
street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his
smile behind.

'That's a serious step,' he said. 'Have you thought it out completely?'

'Yes,' his young son answered. 'We can spend one week in my room and the next in
hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the
dark.'
'How about transportation?' the father asked.

'I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,' the little boy answered. The
boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, 'What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know.'

'We've thought about that, too,' the little boy replied. 'We're not going to
have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!'





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#1986 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Tue Jul 7, 2009 11:56 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 8/7/2009, 0:00
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#1985 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Mon Jul 6, 2009 11:50 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 7/7/2009, 0:00
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#1984 From: sharon hills <sharon48hills@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 6, 2009 7:40 pm
Subject:: Have some naughty online fun.
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#1983 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Sun Jul 5, 2009 11:52 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 6/7/2009, 0:00
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#1982 From: sharon hills <sharon48hills@...>
Date:: Sun Jul 5, 2009 2:28 pm
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#1981 From: "amrita" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Mon Jul 6, 2009 10:39 am
Subject:: Watch Free Kambakht Ishq New Hindi Movie Online 2
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#1980 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Sat Jul 4, 2009 11:53 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 5/7/2009, 0:00
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Date:: Sat Jul 4, 2009 7:57 pm
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Date:: Sat Jul 4, 2009 1:55 pm
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#1977 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Fri Jul 3, 2009 11:52 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 4/7/2009, 0:00
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#1975 From: "poonam" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Sat Jul 4, 2009 9:03 am
Subject:: PATNI CHALISA (LOL HA HA)
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Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani... || 1 ||

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho... || 2 ||

Jis din haath me belana aawe,
Uss din PATI khub chillave.... || 3 ||

Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
PATI baith farsh par rove.... || 4 ||

Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASI,
aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi... . || 5 ||

PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh paave..... || 6 ||





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#1974 From: "poonam" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Sat Jul 4, 2009 5:13 am
Subject:: Celina Jaitley photo shoot at a press meet
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#1973 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Fri Jul 3, 2009 12:33 am
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 3/7/2009, 0:00
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#1972 From: "ruhi" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Fri Jul 3, 2009 8:29 am
Subject:: Be Positive Like This Boy (HE HE.....)
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Be Positive Like This Boy

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade
class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy
waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation
was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to
take the test.



Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.


Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should
know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th
grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.


Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'


Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'



Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut


Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy
was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum


Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does
on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

Boy.: Shake hands



Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet
before you do.

Boy.: Tent



Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man
always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka
peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring


Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you
feel good.

Boy.: Nose



Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow


Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and
excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck



Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have
to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork



Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on
others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're
married?

Boy.: SURNAME.


Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like
pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.



The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy to
IIM AHMEDABAD (Indian Institute Of Managment)
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'



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#1971 From: "poonam" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Fri Jul 3, 2009 5:04 am
Subject:: Bollywood Hot Page 3 Party Babes
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#1970 From: lisaraydreamz@...
Date:: Wed Jul 1, 2009 11:55 pm
Subject:: Fashion - Movie Reviews, 2/7/2009, 0:00
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#1969 From: "poonam" <monika_mahajan2009@...>
Date:: Thu Jul 2, 2009 9:06 am
Subject:: Man and LOVE. (Awesome....... Read This)
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John was waiting for his love....


"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5
mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"


"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and
stuff .... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain adviced.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ...
I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .... "she
would have had a nervous breakdown"

John ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem"

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember
what occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought John .....

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different
parts ... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete
memory scan.

Sheetal stared at John .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2
minutes now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"

"No records found", said the brain ...

"Damn!!", thought John

"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.

John is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT T!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" , she shouted ... and started crying.

"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"


"!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

John was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist
will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ..brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity ..... gathering and analyzing all
data on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to John.

He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggie's birthday
... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.
John and his brain were left there clueless ....

"Ah! screw u guys .. I'm going home", said his brain and left.





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