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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
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Different Phases of a man:
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it**
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Three Bengalis = political party.
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Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
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Mallu
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Two Mallus = a boat race.
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UP Bhaiyya
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Gujju
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Kashmiri
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Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
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Sindhi
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Marwari
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