Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road.
change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a
fool............


The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you
fall in love


A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer
shortens your life
by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8
hours!!!!..

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first
in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited
suicide

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made
to sit on the
horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with
smoke.....and ends in
ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!




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