From: ankita [mailto:ankita.gupta@...]
Sent: Friday, June 17, 2005 4:09 AM
To: Chanchal Jain; Gupta Parul; Gupta, Shweta; Huneet Sethi; sunny manglick
Cc: RAVI BAID (DEL); PAWAN DUBEY (DEL); GAURAV SAXENA (DEL); PREETI SHARMA (DEL)
Subject: Fw: Liners........... really fun >>>>>

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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban
gaya... aur main.SWARGWASI...
 

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense

 

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its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

 

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle

Million soldiers 2 protect a country

BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME!

Let's Thank .....KAAMWALI 

 

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a
positive side!

 

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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thodi hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

 

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

 

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

 

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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to

Mashook: ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya
jaye, main doobonga to sahara dega

 

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.

Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?

Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?

Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

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