Trap the lion!
Four scientific ways to catch a lion
1. Newton’s method:
Let the lion catch u. 4 every action, there is an equal and opp. Reaction.
ð U caught the lion.
2. Schrodinger’s method:
At any moment, there is a +ve probability that lion will be in cage.
So set trap sit down, and wait.
3. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an ‘inverse transformation’ w.r.t.lion.
Lion is in & U are out.
4.Thermodynamic Method:
Construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to
pass it except lions.
Then sweep the entire forest with it.
GOT FRUSTRATED! Now lets kill the lion.
Govinda’s method:
Dance continuously b4 the lion for a week.
Sehwag’s method:
Ask the lion 2 bowl. U bat 4 200 balls and score 1 run.
Maneka Gandhi’s method:
Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some veggies continuously.
George Bush’s method:
Link the lion with Osama bin Laden and shoot him down.
What’s ur method?
KAVYA.
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