From: gardas swetha <weeni_147@...>
Subject: Fw: [FFO] THE DICTIONARY
To: "aishwarya" <aishfireonice@...>, "amardeep chinna" <amardeep100289@...>, "pinky kabani" <pinky_kabani@...>, "ananthalakshmi" <itsme_anu18@...>, "anusha anu" <cool_anu56@...>, "anusha solam" <nushi_anuu@...>, "aravind reddy" <taraklovesall_143@...>, "ashita kalra" <aashita_232@...>, "Angel N" <angel_n27@...>, "bhargav naidu" <athuru_bhargav@...>, "chiru boby" <bobby_heart4u@...>, "bramhani" <bujji_318@...>, "niteesha bujji" <nehabujji@...>, "sami basu" <fairy_193@...>, "chikki kim" <kool_kats2006@...>, "harsha chaitanya" <harsha99_hawks@...>, "ritu chowdhry" <smart_ritu18@...>, "shruthy celur" <shruthic14@...>, "deeksha vijaini" <deeksha_777@...>, "divya sodagam" <divya_june_28@...>, "kanaka durga" <durga_6292@...>, "janaki govindaraju" <doliediva@...>, "madhavi dosapati" <madhucool2001@...>, "srikanth kumar" <dil_lol@...>, "swathi gardas" <swathi_gardas@...>, "maruti honey" <maruti786@...>, "irfan khan" <stud_irfankhan@...>, "jasmine sharma" <jasmine16_nd@...>, "jisha" <jishav90@...>, "K Shritha Reddy" <k_shrithareddy@...>, "keerthi marudhuri" <keerthimarudhuri@...>, "madhu kaur" <madhu_thecrab26@...>, "megha khandelwal" <megha_sweet17@...>, "pavithra katta" <pavvuks@...>, "Pranith Kumar" <luvisgone_147@...>, "lakshmi" <lakshmi_tejaswi2000@...>, "LIFE livelong" <life_livehappily@...>, "nidhi modi" <nidhi_simplycool@...>, "priya mulleti" <priya_mulleti@...>, "sami meera" <sami_meera@...>, "sasmita mathur" <sasmita4all@...>, "satish m" <satish359@...>, "naren reddy" <naren_reddy09@...>, "naresh pininti" <pin_nari@...>, "Nikhita Agarwal" <nikhita.agarwal@...>, "nikki" <talented_nikki@...>, "nitheesha nikita" <nitheesha_nikita@...>, "SHIVA PRASANNA AITHA" <shivaprasanna_a@...>, "preeti agarwal" <smileypreeti@...>, "preeti preeti" <preeti_pw@...>, "priyanka tejaswi" <priya_tejaswi970@...>, "ravi teja" <ravi_teja336@...>, "Reshmi shenoy" <shenoy_882000@...>, "Richa Sharma" <richa_sha07@...>, "rohit" <rohit_rockstar@...>, "sandeep reddy" <sandeep_reddyrocks4666@...>, "sudhir reddy" <sudhir_1433@...>, "varma" <younglion_varma@...>
Date: Monday, 22 December, 2008, 7:46 PM

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!   MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power! DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! FATHER: A banker provided by nature CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you                      powered by