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From: Nikhil Chandel <nik_chandel@...>
To: Suman A <a_suman23@...>, Shailendra Aggarwal <shailendra_agr@...>, Sachin Anand <anand.sachin@...>, Bipasha Basu <bipasha_no1@...>, Arnab Bera <bera_arnab@...>, Alok Bhardwaj <mail_alokbhardwaj@...>, Mani Boye <mani.goswami@...>, Amitabh Chakraborty <amaac2005@...>, Amitabh Chakraborty <amitabh.chakraborty@...>, Mamta Chauhan <urmilaputri@...>, Surovi Dhupar <surovi_dey@...>, Raghuvansh Dubey <me_raghudy@...>, Gaurav DuttJohri <gauravdatt_johri@...>, friend <a_piece_of_heart@...>, Krishna Gopal <kgsingh@...>, James Hunk <jammy_76@...>, Rohit Jagota <rohit_jagota@...>, Garima Jain <garima_jain16@...>, Sachin Jain <sachin_dugar@...>, Ankush Kathuria <dial_ankush@...>, Viju Madhawan <bm_online@...>, Neha Mahajan <spoilt_brat_in@...>, Nitin Nigam <nitinni@...>, Sweety Pandey <sweety.pandey@...>, Saurabh Parashar <saurabh.parashar@...>, Sameer Rout <samirrout@...>, RajKamal Sharma <rks_sharmaji@...>, Shilpy <pretty_cool2004@...>, Alok Singh <aaloksingh@...>, Anjhula Singh <anjhula_singh@...>, Swati Singh <swati0singh@...>, Vikram Singh <vsparmar29@...>, Rituraj Srivastava <srivastavarituraj@...>, Neeraj Thapa <neeraj.thapa@...>, Samudrala Venkatesh <samudrala.venkatesh@...>, Nitin Arora <nitin_exl@...>, Nitin Arora <nitin_fidelity@...>, Shilpa Chawla <shilpa.chawla@...>, Kanak Durga <kanak.durga@...>, Prashant IND Jain <prashant.ind.jain@...>, Amitabh Jha <amitabh.jha@...>, Harjeet Kathuria <harjeet.kathuria@...>, Kompal Khanna <kompal.khanna@...>, Ajay Kumar <ajay.kumar@...>, Roshni Malaiya <roshni.malaiya@...>, Aditi Malhotra <aditi.malhotra@...>, Sheetal Mehta <sheetal.mehta@...>, Mukul Murgai <mukul.murgai@...>, Rajat Sharma <rajat.sharma@...>, Varun Sharma <varun.fti.sharma@...>, Amrik Singh <amrik.singh@...>, Karishma Wadhwa <karishma.wadhwa@...>
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Gabbar  sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad  to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting:  "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software?  Last date to kab  ka nikal gaya ".  

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se  kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana  bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

 

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC  on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.  

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne  freshers ko  liya  hai, Ye log Programming karenge?  In ko to DOS commands  bhi nahin  aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."  

 

Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
 

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

 

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs thee?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

 

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?  Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

 

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai ."  [logout - logout - logout].  "Haan ab theek hai... ab  tera kya  hoga"   Kaalia?"

 

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab
documentation kar!     

 

Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha.............................................

 


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