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Life Is Tough .... But.... (Story Must Read)

First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were
attending their first Anatomy class, with a dead pig.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by
telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have
two important qualities as a
Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything
involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor
pulled back the sheet, touched his finger in the mouth of the
dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go
ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the
dead pig and tasted in their mouth.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched
with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn
to pay attention...

Moral of the story:

Life is tough, but it's a lot tougher when you are Stupid.........





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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN (Funny One)

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.




Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.




Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!




Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.




Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.




Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.




Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.




After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.





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Dear All

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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this
true? !
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them
on exercise.. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not
make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by
driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.



Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef
is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop
can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means
they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness
that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you
have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.



Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In
fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only
be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best!
feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food
and diets.

And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways -
Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up,
totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'



AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and
health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
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Different Thinking For Taj Mahal

As a Bachelor
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon
Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti!

As A Lover
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon,
Mumtaz Mil Gayi Hai Magar
Woh Shaadi Nahi Karti

As A Married One
Takdir Hai, Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti
Tajmahal Banana Chahata Hoon
Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Marti


After 5 years of Marriage
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100 Ways To Be Happy

1. Never put yourself last.

2. When you extend a helping hand to one person, be careful not to kick someone
else in the teeth.

3. Always own a pair of old, faded jeans.

4. Count your blessings every day.

5. Acknowledge your successes along with your downfalls.

6. Burn the candle that has been in storage for the last two years.

7. Strive for progress, not perfection.

8. Remember, the voice telling you that you cannot do something is always lying.

9. At least once a day sit and do nothing.

10. Don't close your heart so tightly against life's pain that you shut out
life's blessings.

11. Celebrate all your birthdays no matter how old you get.

12. Examine your life for limitations and ask yourself why you put them there.

13. Plant a tree, pull weeds, or get your hands dirty.

14. Diminish your wants instead of increasing your needs.

15. Cry when you feel like it.

16. Rejoice in other people's triumphs.

17. Don't wait for someone else to laugh or express joy.

18. Forgive yourself for any mistake you make, no matter how big or small.

19. Keep good company.

20. Never take a pill for a pain you need to feel.

21. Use your enthusiasm to put yourself in forward gear and give yourself a
spark to move ahead.

22. Look in the eyes of the ones you love when you are talking to them.

23. Remember that one is a whole number.

24. Walk in a summer rain shower without an umbrella.

25. Do a kind deed for someone else.

26. Keep your eyes and ears open to get the messages you need from people and
events in your daily life.

27. Be patient.

28. Eat something green.

29. Change what you can and leave the rest alone.

30. Walk hand and hand with truth.

31. Make laughter an d joy a greater part of your life than anger and grief.

32. Embrace solitude instead of running from it.

33. Be zealous, not jealous.

34. Forgive anyone you've been holding a grudge against.

35. Slow down and enjoy the present.

36. Walk in others' shoes before judging them.

37. Send yourself a kind message.

38. Remind yourself that the company you keep is a reflection of what you think
of yourself.

39. Go on a picnic.

40. Accept your fears, no matter how crazy they seem.

41. Don't let other people's opinions shape who you are.

42. Say a prayer.

43. Never attribute your accomplishments to luck or chance.

44. Know when to say no.

45. Look at the positive side of negative situation.

46. Remember that you are a spiritual being in a physical body.

47. Avoid seeking out other people for constant approval, because it make them
the master and you the slave.

48. Go fly a kite.

49. Avoid fads and bandwagons.

50. Accept the things you cannot change.

51. Look inside instead of outside yourself for answers to life's problems.

52. Remember that all feelings are okay.

53. Shield yourself from bad influences.

54. Stand up for what you believe in.

55. Respect the wishes of others when they say no.

56. Seize every moment and live it fully.

57. Give away or sell anything you haven't used in the past five years.

58. Never downgrade yourself.

59. Take responsibility for what you think, feel, and do.

60. Pamper yourself.

61. Never say or do anything abusive to a child.

62. Let yourself be God powered instead of flying solo.

63. Volunteer to help someone in need.

64. Refrain from overindulging in food, drink, and work

65. Finish unfinished business.

66. Be spontaneous.

67. Find a constructive outlet for your anger.

68. Think about abundance instead of lack, because whatever you think about
expands.

69. Think of yourself as a survivor, not a victim.

70. Cuddle an animal.

71. Be open to life.

72. See success as something you already have, not something you must attain.

73. Experience the splendor and awe of a sunset.

74. When you score a base hit, don't wish it were a home run.

75. Learn to be in the present moment.

76. Instead of believing in miracles, depend on them.

77. Take a child to the circus.

78. Change your attitude and your whole life will change.

79. Never turn your power over to another person.

80. When your heart is at odds with your head, follow your heart.

81. Always remember that the past is gone forever and the future never comes.

82. Live your life according to what is right for you.

83. Acknowledge your imperfections.

84. Plant a tree and watch it grow.

85. See "friend" instead of "enemy" on the face of strangers.

86. Watch an army of ants build their houses and cities and carry food ten times
their weight.

87. Believe in something bigger than yourself.

88. Let the playful child within you come out.

89. Make haste slowly.

90. Work through your problems step by step and one day at a time.

91. Accept compliments from others so you can see the truth about yourself.

92. Sit on the lawn without worrying about grass stains.

93. Don't condemn yourself for your imperfections.

94. Do a humility check periodically by loving the truth about yourself.

95. Tell someone you appreciate them.

96. Never live your life according to what is right for someone else.

97. Talk less and listen more.

98. Admit your wrongdoing and forgive yourself for it.

99. Thrive on inner peace instead of on crises.

100. Affirm all the good things about yourself.

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Good laugh for Women (and guys, too!)


One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.



Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting
do I use on the washing machine?




"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"




He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "


And they say woman are dumb...


**********



A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest
woman in the world."


The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


**********



"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the
shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
like this?"


"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


**********


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?



A: A rumor


**********



A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.


The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.


The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately
he turned ninety!!!


Gottta love that fairy!


**********


Dear Lord,


I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for
his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.


AMEN


**********


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling
your name?


A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?


A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


**********


Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?



A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"


**********

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University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.


INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
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SO WRONG .......BUT SO FUNNY


A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work.


Her 9year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom
closet to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.




The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is..'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'




In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.




Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'




A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside
and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'




The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'




The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is
way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'




They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional
booth and closes the door..



Wait For It !!




The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now..'





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The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer

building its house and

laying up supplies for the winter.



The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &

dances & plays the

summer away.



Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper

has no food or

shelter so he dies out in the cold.







*Indian Version:**







The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer

building its house and

laying up supplies for the winter.



The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs

& dances & plays the

summer away.



Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press

conference and

demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm

and well fed while

others are cold and starving.



NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering

Grasshopper next

to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table

filled with food.



The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be

that this poor

Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?



Arundhat Roy stages a demonstration in front of the

Ant's house.*



Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers

demanding that

Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.



Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.



Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian

Government for

not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.



The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking

support to the

Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace

for prompt support

as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .



Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for

' Bengal Bandh' in West

Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.



CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from

working hard in

the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among

Ants and

Grasshoppers.



Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all

Indian Railway

Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.



Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention

of Terrorism Against

Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the

beginning of the winter.



Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for

Grasshoppers in Educational

Institutions & in Government Services.



The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and

having nothing left

to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated

by the Government and



handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by

NDTV.



Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.



Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.



CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the

Downtrodden '



Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN

General Assembly. **



Many years later....**



The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a

multi-billion dollar

company in Silicon Valley , 100s of Grasshoppers still die

of starvation

despite reservation somewhere in India ,



AND



As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding

the grasshoppers,

India is still a developing country.





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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp
and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no
worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida
with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also
gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."



MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"





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