Another laughter medicine : just to chill you guys : )
- 80,000 sardarsmeet in the gurunanakstadium
for a "sardarsAre Not Stupid" Convention. The leader
says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars are
not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A sardargingerly works his
way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him,
is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardarsstart
cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" The
leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000
of you in one
place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media
I guess we can give him another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets
out a dejected sigh-everyone is disheartened, the sardarstarts crying
and the 80,000 sardarsbegin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm
than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance
* What is 2 plus 2?"
The sadiecloses his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four?".Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000
sadies jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"